I sort of lifted this from the Maxim Magazine mobile site... Enjoy ****** A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, whats that long thing on the elephant?" "Thats the elephants trunk, dear," she replies. "No, Mom. Down underneath." His mother blushes and says, "Oh, thats nothing." The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question. "Thats the elephants trunk, son." "Dad, I know what an elephants trunk is. The thing down there." The father says, "Oh, thats the elephants penis." "Dad," the son asks, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?" The man takes a deep breath and explains, "Well son, here's the truth.* Ive really spoiled that woman."