Classy way to respond to size question?

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Give a technically correct but unusual answer...I always like to say "I'm in the 95th centile"

Normal distribution, mean of 14.9 cm, standard deviation of 2.1 cm. Figure out yours and you're good to go :D
 

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I would not use a subtle or "classy" approach since in my opinion it is not a classy question to begin with. If a woman is forward enough to come right out and ask me how big my dick is then I would respond in a truthful and direct manner.

I agree...if a woman asks me if its big, I just up the ante and text her a pic "u be the judge". Either way, I dont like it when girls are that forward, so I have absolutely no qualms introducing them to my exhibitionist side, lol.
 

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I`ve often asked myself how I would answer such a question if the occasion ever arose, and while I can think of many original answers the one that I think I would settle on would be the following...

Her: "So, how big are you?"

Me: "I got a two hander, and I`ll leave it at that."

If she gives me a blank stare not knowing what I mean by that, then I figure I`ll make a fist with both hands and put one on top of the other to show her what I mean. However being in a relationship and not frequenting any places were single women are readily available I doubt this scenario will ever arise, although it is amusing to think about it.
 
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Ive found for the most part women wont bring up the subject of size...prolly for fear of offending the smaller dicked...BUT if the subject comes up I usually say something to the effect of "I love big breasts,nothing wrong with preffering VERY large" usually if the woman wants in your pants she will keep the subject going..When I was young I was shy and didnt relize just how hung I was until an older woman I slept with got into a deep conversation about my size and previous lovers....So yes i did become "cockier" and it was well worth it too!:) dont be shy if you have it FLAUNT it
 

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The last time I was asked about the size of my dick I said that it was so small and so sweet that if she saw it she would think about it every day for the rest of her life. That chick pestered me every time she saw me for the rest of the time I was in college to show her my tiny penis. She was very curious, and actually a reallly nice woman. I'm glad I met her. I never once showed her my dick. She may still think I have a tiny penis, and it wouldn't matter.
 

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if a girls asking you about ur size... shes not classy, so she doesnt deserve a classy response. Ask a girl if her pussy is loose or tight, see what kind of classy response you get.
Exactly. If she's trying to make a guy uncomfortable, then she deserves every cliched bullshit vulgar remark in the book. If someone asked me that, I would just whip it out, or begin to. We would see who gets embarrassed and who can do more than talk.
 

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.... If a woman asks whether or not I'm big, I generally just laugh, claim I don't know though woman have told me I was in the past.
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You've answered your own question. I think thats a perfect response.

I missed the fun at a party (but was told later by several who were there) back in the early '70s, that a pretty girl challenged a mate of ours about his sexual prowess. She'd overheard people saying 'nice' things about him, and he was; tall, handsome, 23, and single :)cool:). The party was in full swing and although it wasn't a 'swinging' party he responded with "Get your knickers off and you can find out for yourself!". She obviously didn't want to lose face (or something) and they just stripped off and fucked right there on the living room carpet in full view of anyone who wanted to watch! He had just come home on leave from the merchant navy and it was his birthday. Euphoria, a bit of booze, and a horny chick, and he wasn't in the mood to be bashful, I guess :rolleyes:
 

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Rawdog's suggestions are pretty smooth!

Whatever you do, do NOT say how big you are in inches or centimeters or using numbers. Most people don't know how big an inch or a centimeter is. If you absolutely must go there, or if she insists on it, use your hands to show the width or length, or compare it to an object nearby, ie, bigger around than this, almost as long as this. Or, make her show you how big she thinks "big" is with her hands, because big is relative, and then tell her if you're bigger or smaller than that. I think that last one is best.
 

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It's not a classy question, so I don't think I'd feel the need to come up with a classy answer.

I very rarely got asked my size, but when I did, I usually said that it was tiny. If she was put off by that, that pretty much shows that she's (a) superficial; and (b) not getting my sense of humour. In which case it wouldn't have worked out anyway...
 

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I usually say "that's pretty personal, but I will tell you, that I'm blessed." most times I can see this coming as they have checked my bulge.
 

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I would have my doubts about anyone who asks questions about your penis in public. It's kind of sketch and not very good social skills. But if you really want to get through those interactions without being any worse off, I would just put a snide grin on and say something like "there's only one way to find out," or "you have to earn the right to that information." See who is uncomfortable then.
 

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If size comes up in conversation, I usually say, "Oh, it's microscopic." Then as soon as I have said it, order a drink or meal (depending on the situation) to change the subject. Personally, if someone is willing to ask me about something like that then they should be prepared for whatever less-than serious answer I give them. :D Also, I think if you say it is big or hand out measurements or anything like that - it looks as if you may be lying. Most average men would reply by saying "Big." So, I don't think you can go wrong by saying tiny etc.

just say:

it's big enough to make you walk weird for a few days

Just invite them to put their hand down ya pants and check for themselves

That only works for shower types or if you having a good day.
 

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That only works for shower types or if you having a good day.

Hmm...I'm definitely a shower, and tbh I've always suspected that chicks overestimate my potential hard-on size based on my flaccid state. I've caught girls (and doods) check out my crotch area whenever I wear fitted jeans (where the outline of my cock descending down my right pant leg becomes obvious) or sweatpants, and it always made me feel a bit awkward and self conscious. I'd rather be a grower anyday.
 
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If the lady askes me this question and she hasen't seen my big dick yet, I'll put both of my fists togeter side-by-side, and then I'll tell her he's longer than my 2 hands. Then I'll ask her to put her fist next to my 2 fists, and I'll say he's about that big... Next, they'll say no way, proove it!... That get's it started for action - It's that simple.
 

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Why do guys beat around the bush. I seriously dont understand. If you have a big dick just say "yeah its big". Whats the big deal? False modesty is so annoying to me. Anytime Ive been around a guy who first gets teased by his friend, then says "yeah its true" I say "whip it out" I dont gasp and say "Oh my Im so shocked" I mean if youre talking about penises then the girl cant be that much of a prude. Just say YES. Geez!
 

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Why do guys beat around the bush. I seriously dont understand. If you have a big dick just say "yeah its big". Whats the big deal? False modesty is so annoying to me. Anytime Ive been around a guy who first gets teased by his friend, then says "yeah its true" I say "whip it out" I dont gasp and say "Oh my Im so shocked" I mean if youre talking about penises then the girl cant be that much of a prude. Just say YES. Geez!

saying that it is big does not work all the time.
As most think you are not telling the truth.


Plus the FEW people that I told will not stop blahing about it. :redface:
They use it for embarrassment purposes.