Classy way to respond to size question?

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there are different ways to answer, like other people already replied.
If you you want to have sex, then reply something that intrigues her, because that is why she is asking. Either she knows something about you ( or heard something) or just dont want to lose time with someone small. She wants to get fucked. If she is a fridn then this is entirely different though. It all depends on the situation.
Answer: It is like more than 2 inches.. (wait for response) and after a few seconds.. say wide.
if she ask for how long it it.. Answer: then you would need to help me measure it though :)
If you want to fuck her also, but wanna be funny about it be like.. it is tiny.. touch her little finger... implying the size.
after that answer you will keep talking about it, because there is no way a guy that small will say it is such size, and she knows it!
If you are not into the girl then just dont talk about it, just say you never measured it. She will get the point that you dont want to tell her, and she will think that you are small anyways.

Other answer: Why do you ask?
she may reply, nah, nothing... and move on.
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I just want to know.. lol and then you ask again: but why? she will get annoyed..

I am married, but thats what I would do If i wasnt.
 

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Scotsman...that easy just do what I say when someone inquires....Thick enought your going to feel it and long enough your going to enjoy it! then just give them a smile.

NOPE! Wouldn't work for me! I'd pass. On the one hand it may seem cruel to not give someone a chance because they're under a certain size. The guy doesn't have to be huge, but I have to see for myself how big it gets before I'll let it in my pussy.
 

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I always answer the question; "Do you want real inches or AOL inches?" Stops 'em every time. I don't want to discuss the question. No one has ever met me who was disappointed. But I dont' want someone deciding he won't date me because I'm not the 11" someone who is 4" says he is.
 

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After reading through just a few of the replies here from the guys, I'm amazed that girls actually ask this!! Not classy at all. They must have heard something about you before they ask maybe? Since they ask I have to believe they want to see it too... And well, we all have a pretty good idea what would happen next! :)))

Kinda hard to be classy and comfortable when someone asks about your bodyparts. The best I could think of is to look her straight in the eye and say something like "Since you asked, I would love to show you my extravagently beautiful cock. It's much much bigger than you imagine." In Italian or French or ?

Then smile. That should get quite the reaction. She'll ask what you said, of course. Then say something like "You have to see it to believe it. Want to?"
!! Ha-ha! Swoon!

Agree with your gf. You have nothing at all to be awkward about. Sigh...If it was mine... Good Lord. I'm not even gonna go there! :)

 

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"Large enough to function properly!!" Do you want to see pictures of my grandkids?
 

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Kinda hard to be classy and comfortable when someone asks about your bodyparts. The best I could think of is to look her straight in the eye and say something like "Since you asked, I would love to show you my extravagently beautiful cock. It's much much bigger than you imagine." In Italian or French or ?

Hmm, you bring up a good idea.

How would you say "I have a big dick" in a non-English language.

In Tagalog (the Filipino language) it is: Malaki ang titi ko.

And of course, the proper reply would be "Masikip ang puki ko" which would mean, "I have a tight pussy"

Anyone else have any words or phrases they'd like to share?
 

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When having drinks with a bunch of friends & this subject comes up, I've said "I was a late bloomer......long pause...grin...but it was worth the wait!"

and

"My wife really doesn't think bigger is better..."

Both true statements-everybody laughs-makes 'em think.....
 

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A few times now I've been caught in some (usually half-drunken) conversation with a woman where, for one reason or another, the topic of size of will come up...

You have no reason to be coy about it any longer at that point, since "for one reason or another" it came up. Just be honest. :smile: