Claudio Granami

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  1. MK9

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    Goon: Wow, he's hot. He was probably just born with a big cock, I dunno about the PE. A couple of his pics are floating around RateMySchlong with the name successfully removed.
     
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    Thanks for the link, had never heard of this guy before... pretty good pics
     
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    From the one clear picture I saw of his face (and that was obscured by sunglasses), he's not that particularly good-looking. Though he is endowed, it's clearly not the 10¼" that he claims it is. Judging from the FAQ, he is sorely lacking a personality. He is obviously very impressed with himself; I'm not. I can find better locally. Hell ... I can find better at LPSG! We have some poster boys here!
     
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    I agree 100% Not very goodlooking, it is a very big cock but NOT 10+ inches...no way!
    And the guy is arrogant and full of himself, even if he were good looking, which he isn't, it is still not acceptable to me. I'll pass.
     
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    Claudio Granami is (was) a gay escort based in Milan, Italy.

    I "availed" myself of his services last year while visiting Venice. He's has the most incredibly huge cock I've ever had the pleasure to encounter. It's the thickness that's so unbelievable. He's a short slim dude and because his cock is so huge it seems disproportionate to his body making it all that much more erotic.

    Also- he's given up the escort biz and he's now taken on a more legitimate form of earning a living. He and I are in touch often. He's a tremendously nice and intelligent guy and I feel honored to know him ... even if we did start out as a "business arrangement".

    The site's been taken down. But those pictures that were posted there do not do him justice.
     
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    Double Meat Whopper. Why so contrary? Ever post I read of yours is either correcting someone, disagreeing with someone or being pissy to someone. Reminds me of my Aunt Arline.
     
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    whats up with this thread? the link takes you to his write up on quitting the porn industry apparently... I don't see any pics?
     
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    wow... looks like he's decided to change his life around
     
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    Hmm, all I got from that link was a text box... no pics, no additional links.
     
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    Yes he is a PE veteran. He's a little guy from Milan with one great big whoppin' schlong.

    He's also a very nice guy with whom I spent two unbelievable hours last year in Italy. He's no longer an escort and that's why you get that bulletin when you click on his URL. Fortunatley he and I remain in touch (pun intended).

    His cock is legendary in Italy ... The fellow is blessed beyond belief.
     
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    Hi!
    This is Claudio...
    I know that is passed one year from the last post here, but...
    I was lookin' around tryin' to find all the ads that remain undeleted...
    Googling my name, I've found this forum...

    1sr of all...
    I'm so honoured for the Stronzo's defense... - by the way, Stronzo, in italian means piece of shit, and I feel a bit strange writing that a piece of shit defended me... Anyway... THANK YOU SO MUCH... I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
    (Venice, Nutella, my stomac-ache of the day before... right?)

    For replying to the one that wrote that I'm not good-looking... Yes, I'm not!!! And I can assure this... I don't like my body, I don't like my face... but I know that anyone likes someone different... FORTUNATELY! And fortunately I'm not so lacking of personality, as the same of above wrote: it is an impression because of translation. I tried to be funny in the italian version of the F.A.Q., but translating, I didn't know how express some of my unfamous line... so I tried to be serious... with not good results, I guess!
    Arrogant me? I think is close to zero, dear George! Believe me: my image in the mirror is more arrogant than me when I loook at myself it says: "why don't you make some sport? You're so slim that sometimes, with light behind, I can see your bones!" But I reply everytime to my image: "Why don't you look yourself at the mirror?" :tongue: I don't know how you could think this (maybe for the same reason I've just wrote)... and I don't know how to excuse with anyone that has think so... even if is not important anymore, because I'm not still escorting.

    I like to think that people that met me remember not just a cock, but a good moment, a good conversation (I like to talk!) - givin' all, as good as I could do. I had (and still have! but less...) escorts that call or write me asking opinions... but still have a boyfriend!!! - YES! I'M GAY!!! Now I can say it! I don't wanted to talk about my preferences because here in Italy people likes exactly the opposite of what you say that you are... Even if until 19yo I never tought about gay experience, an incident made me descover the oral sex from a man... it was the 1st step...

    I've explained the reasons why I've stopped, and I'm not afraid of this... I'm in touch with some of my old contacts, but as friend...

    To close...it's true! It wasn't 10'' & 1/4 (26 cm)... but just 9 & 3/4 (24 cm)... but everyone says/sayd: "It's 30 cm? 31? 32?" that are from 11 to 12 inches... so... I've exagerated... I have to make apologies...
    I made a job based on my penis...but everytime someone like me, I start to be paranoic... because I think that he's with my just for the measure... and believe me: i prefer to have less penis and more love in my life!

    A big cock is a disgrace for the one that have it in the gay world...

    Sincerly,

    Claudio Granami

    http://www.ClaudioGranami.com/


    p.s.: what the h*** means PE Veteran???

    p.p.s.: sorry for my bad english!!! I hope you'll understand as I know what I've just write! - :pat:
     
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    Welcome Claudio!, Thanks for the tranlation of Stronzo:biggrin1:
    I learn something new everyday.
    I am sure I speak for many that look forward to Seeing you soon.
    Ciao
     
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    I feel like the kid that has had the lollipop taken away before I could get it out of the wrapper.

    Claudio I so would have loved to have seen you're beautiful piece of Italian salami !!!

    Saluti !
     
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    HOLY SHIT e CAVOLO e Mamma Mia !!! :eek: CLAUDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

    non ho notato questo messaggio prima di adesso!!!

    Parlo/scrivo la mia lingua nativa STUPENDA!!! Come stai e ben venuto!!! :smile:

    Grazie di nuova per la NUTELLA! SI!!! Si.. lo stomaco! Non avevo dimenticato.... molto divertente!

    I've thought of you so often!!!!! E non e' vero.. hai la faccia bellissima... ed un personalità meravigliosa.

    Guys? This is the real deal. Claudio's about the nicest Italian guy I've ever met (no matter what the circumstance). Mi piace MOLTISSIMO vederti qui!!!

    I'll pm you ...

    Oggi e' un giorno significo!!! :smile:
     
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    Welcome, Claudio.
    We will have to have an epic poetry thread for you.
    I'm sure you're going to enjoy yourself here.
     
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    Welcome Claudio.
    The Goon comment was mine (my old user name).
    Thanks for telling your story on your site instead of just taking it down.
     
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    ehm... my english is very bad...
    I would wrote haven't

    Poor me...
     
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    Poverino!

    E possibile, Claudio, che troverai un volontario qui! :wink:
     
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    Oh my... I think that this will not be possible! I has pics on the net for a lot of time, that I'm still searching for them, asking to delete them...
    But if you want, you can make some fantasy about me... :biggrin1:


    :banghead2: :nana:

    I think I felt the same when I discovered that Depeche Mode (I'm a devotee!) this August were at the Hotel closest to mine in Rome... Holy Shit (Can I write shit on this forum?)

    Too much italian for me that I wish to practise my bad english! :spank:

    :frown1: :scared2: No, please, don't celebrate me... I don't need more ads... Anyway, thanks for the good proposal :dance:

    So... someone's using my pics???:AR15firing:
    Where are my pics? Who used them? Can you help me please???
    PLEASE!!!


    I had to do this, because I've decided to close in half night... but that page was arrived 6 months later!

    Sorcerer and Hirsute... are you maybe a fan of Superman like me???
    :naughty:
     
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