"Clever, well travelled and well endowed Australian"

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  1. Imported

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    enchantinghungman: Saying hi and WOW - great group, fantastic resource! I have lived with the double edged sword that is large endowment for tyoo long - fantastic to see this kind of group on the web. Hi to all the appreciative girls out there also.... sorry guys I'm a guy strictly into women.

    I travle to the States at least once a year so women seeking hung, sophisticated and attractive 32 year old Australian man, hit me up!
     
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    This sounds too much like an ad...Just say hi and we will welcome you. Have fun here.
     
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    gigantikok: *hearing police sirens in the distance* :D
     
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    GreenEyes: OK move away .... nothing more to see here. I'll take care of the Aussie, besides I love the accent, Hmmmm Aussie this is the greet and meet section here. Welcome to the boards. Over there --------> is the personnal section. Any type of reference in hooking up should be done over there. <twirling my handcuffs>

    Ok this Cheeky Sheila Cop is saying hello. So let's just allow people to chat with you in here and no more personal hook ups... you got that Mr? :)

    Psst I might let you go with just a warning if you show me your package.
     
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    enchantinghungman: Well one day in and I have already transgressed! LOL, I look forward to chatting with all of you, especially those of you in uniform!
     
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    7x6andchg: Ah but 'tis a minor transgression...

    Welcome from up above to down under...

    7x6&C
     
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    sammygirly: Ohhhh I saw handcuffs....

    ~drools blankly~
     
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    awellhungboi: G'day, mate! Welcome!
     
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    gigantikok: "A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

    :D

    God, I'm such a dork. Sorry, i couldn't resist.
     
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    aussiechick63: Hey enchanting. Welcome to the board. It's about time i got some Aussie support in trying to keep this lot in line. They can be quite unruly at times. Seriously you couldn't find a better bunch of people to have a chat with.
     
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    enchantinghungman: Well I intended to come here as a civilising influence!!! Australians are after all reknowned for the delicate nature and fine manners.....
     
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    AnonyMs: [quote author=enchantinghungman link=board=meetgreet;num=1062740815;start=0#11 date=09/08/03 at 15:29:10]Well I intended to come here as a civilising influence!!!  Australians are after all reknowned for the delicate nature and fine manners.....[/quote]

    [move]NOT! ! ! ![/move]
     
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    7x6andchg: I'll spare you the shrimp on the barbie and Crocodile Dundee jokes....

    ok, just one

    [Aussie accent]
    "You call that a dick?"
    {sound of zipper, flopping noise}
    "Now that's a dick."
    [/Aussie accent]

    I couldn't resist either...and here's a homonymnal funny - wasn't Australia founded as a PENAL colony? Ha ha - GET IT? Oh, I slay me.

    Anyway - welcome Enchanting, again...I just couldn't resist. No harm intended.

    Paul
    7x6&C
     
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