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[absinthium]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 21 2005, 07:34 PM
Your imaginary friends don't count.

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Then you're out one helluva fanbase.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 21 2005, 10:13 PM
Speaking of imaginary friends...I just got back seeing the movie "Stay"....I thoroughly enjoyed it. A lot of esoteric symbols, but it made for a really interesting conversation on the ride home.


On another note, I almost pee&#39;d myself when I saw the previews for <orgasm> "Memoirs of a Geisha" </orgasm>

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Never heard of the first movie... I&#39;m looking forward to "MirrorMask."

 

[GoneA]

Wake Me Up When September Ends.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 22 2005, 12:25 AM
Wake Me Up When September Ends.

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Get out of bed, you overslept&#33;&#33;&#33; It&#39;s already October ... 2018.

green day :loveya:

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 22 2005, 03:53 AM
So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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And the next one dkucs.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 22 2005, 07:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 22 2005, 07:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GoneA@Oct 22 2005, 12:25 AM
Wake Me Up When September Ends.

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Get out of bed, you overslept&#33;&#33;&#33; It&#39;s already October ... 2018.

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soooo futurama

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 22 2005, 07:53 AM
So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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Dyslexics have more fnu.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 22 2005, 08:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 22 2005, 08:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Axex@Oct 22 2005, 07:53 AM
So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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Dyslexics have more fnu.

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Dick&#39;s lipstick?

 

[GoneA]

hahahahahaha

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Axex+Oct 23 2005, 03:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Axex &#064; Oct 23 2005, 03:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 22 2005, 04:21 AM

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 22 2005, 08:03 AM
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@Oct 22 2005, 07:53 AM
So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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Dyslexics have more fnu.

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Dick&#39;s lipstick?

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i dun ge tit D:

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you wouldn&#39;t.

 

[Pecker]

... the dyslexic Jew who kept saying "Yo&#33;"

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 24 2005, 12:24 AM
yo&#39; mama

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hahah...haven&#39;t heard that one in a long time.

 

[GoneA]

Yo mama so fat you have to take a plane to get on her good size.

Yo mama so small she can handglide with a Dorito.

Yo mama so skinnny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

Yo mama&#39;s so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama&#39;s so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

(Yo family so poor, you eat cereal with a fork to save the milk)

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so big that they had to change "One size fit&#39;s all" to "One size fits ever&#39;body else"
Yo mama so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama so heavy every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she&#39;s backing up
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat, when she travels, she&#39;s gotta make two trips.

Change of ethnicity:
Your mother is so rotund they have to use a crane to lower her onto the yacht.

 

[naughty]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 24 2005, 06:03 AM
Yo mama so big that they had to change "One size fit&#39;s all" to "One size fits ever&#39;body else"
Yo mama so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama so heavy every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she&#39;s backing up
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat, when she travels, she&#39;s gotta make two trips.

Change of ethnicity:
Your mother is so rotund they have to use a crane to lower her onto the yacht.

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Pecker,

I didnt know you could put people "in the dozens" in two languages&#33; LOL&#33; I become more impressed by your abilities everyday&#33;


Naughty

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Yo mama so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

 

[prepstudinsc]

LOL that is just so nasty

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

My favourite sicko genre of jokes is the dead baby joke. They were very much in vogue when I was in high school. That is not exactly the best type of joke of which a school teacher should be fond.

 

[GoneA]

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it&#39;s head.

What&#39;s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender&#33;

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 24 2005, 11:34 PM
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it&#39;s head.

The better answer to that one is, "Two cups of dead baby and a scoop of ice cream."

Two of my favourites are very simple ones:

What&#39;s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

What&#39;s cuter than a dead baby?
A dead baby stapled to a dead puppy.