Click here to make your donations for the "Buy Stacy a Vibrator Fund"

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  1. D_Ivana Dickenside

    D_Ivana Dickenside New Member

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    This is inspired by MR's thread, http://www.lpsg.org/92963-ladies-i-need-a-dildo.html.

    I'm currently accepting donations for the "Buy Stacy a Vibrator Fund."

    You see, my problem is that the vibrator I loved so dearly gave out a few months ago. Throughout the whole time I've had it, it always managed to keep me very happy and completely satisifed. Sadly, its little motor died and I had a devistating time parting ways with it. I will always cherish the many memories we had together... in my bed, in the shower, and even on the road.

    I've been relying on my hands to get the job done in the mean time, and as we all know it's not the same. I miss having a vibrator around more than anyone can imagine. Since I'm a poor college girl, I can only dream of the finer things in life, like the original I-Vibe Rabbit, or the Sutera Gen-X Vibrator with multiple speeds and a remote control.

    With that said, I have decided to turn to Large Penis Support Group in my time of need for the support I need so dearly. The survival of my poor little vagina needs your help! I have already suffered months of undurable pain, and it's predicted that this may continue on longer if no one steps in to put an end to this crisis.

    Act now! All you have to do is respond to this thread with the amount you are willing to donate. Then, sign on to PayPal.com and make your donation to buystacyavibratorfund@gmail.com. Even if you don't have much, just remember that your donation is going towards a good cause. Encourage your friends and family members to make a donation too! You will be happy you did!

    In return, members who make donations will be given photos of me with my new vibrator to ensure that their contributions have been received :smile:

    Thank you in advance! And remember, if you ever need help from a friend, I'm just a PM away :biggrin1:
     
  2. unabear09

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    sigh....If only I wasn't a poor unemployeed looser, I'd buy you a brand new one.
     
  3. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    awww thanks bear! :hug:
     
  4. D_Juan_Grande

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    Having read your poor tale of the dead dildo i am prepared to donate £5.oo gbp
     
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    I have some used ones if you want :p
     
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    EWWWW gross
     
  7. marleyisalegend

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    Stacy girl, I got you. I'm working on a dildo that glows in the dark, comes with a tracking-beeper so you won't lose it, spins, is double-sided, has ribs on it, and tells you that you're the prettiest girl it's ever seen. It comes in two sizes, small, average, and so-big-it-make-ya-wanna-slap-ya-mama.
     
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    Oooooo! I wonder if they'll give a group purchase discount? :biggrin1:
     
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    Next best thing, buy 2 get one free. Also comes with handcuffs, and a hammer (to repair the bed post you tear up and the ceiling fan you kick down).
     
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    Have mercy! :rofl:
     
  11. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    LOL you guys and girls are hilarious!!! i think i want the vibe that marley is talking bout though! sounds like fun fun fun :smile:

    marley, if joybunny and i purchase one vibe each from you, do we get a LPSG discount?! pleeeeeease? :biggrin:
     
  12. marleyisalegend

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    Since you're both adorable and have cute avatars, sure, why not..
     
  13. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    hahaha you are the best marley! :kiss:
     
  14. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    LOL i can't believe i totally missed this hahaha. thanks, but no thanks :tongue:
     
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    *sigh.

    If only I didn't despise people who ask for handouts.
     
  16. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    oh don't despise me for posting this. it's all pure entertainment :tongue: i don't really expect anyone to make a donation.
     
  17. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I'm changing this to Buy Stacy A Ticket To Dallas fund. :cool:
     
  18. lucky8

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    Where the hell's Mr. Hardcock?
     
  19. lucky8

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    HA. beat me to it
     
  20. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    haha ok, buy me a vibrator, or buy me ticket to dallas. either way, i'd be happy!! :smile:
     
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