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LOL i've seen that before and i can't believe it's actually real. it's funny when you read the disclaimer because it's all like, "NOT WATER PROOF."
Yeah, but this IPOD also doubles as, a, uhhh, shoehorn. Yeah, it's an IPOD in the shape of a shoehorn so you can slip into those flats with ease!! Also a cleaning kit since you don't wanna stick something between your leg that you've been using on your feet. I know it sounds like a lotta work for a Vibrator/toastmaker/Ipod/shoehorn/cleaning-kit but at $999.99 it practically pays for itself.
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Since there already is one out there, you may have to go more novelty. Like make a Dildo/iPod but have the balls detachable and make them the ear buds.
Actually I was gonna have the balls double as dust collectors for cleaning it off.
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I went to use my favourite vibrator today and it won't go, I've tried 2 different sets of fully charged batteries, no joy. Am utterly desolate *boo hoo*
denise!! you share my pain :frown1: i've been suffering like this for 3 months now.
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I'd only had it 6 months too.
That's the 3rd I've broken, have broken 2 rampant rabbits and now my ultra 7 waaaaaaahhhhhhhh
That's the 3rd I've broken, have broken 2 rampant rabbits and now my ultra 7 waaaaaaahhhhhhhh
I know I'm gay and haven't touched a girl in some years, but might I ask what the hell you guys, or girls rather, are doing to these vibrators to break em??
*makes note to use titanium steel for dildo model*
*makes note to use titanium steel for dildo model*
Im sure you girls being sooo gorgeous would have no problem getting the real thing, however I suspect you can pleasure yourselves better than any man could. What is the difference between a dildo and a cock, apart from the dildo treats you better lol
vibrators are only made to last for 1-2 years max. there ares some vibes that are lifetime guarantee, but those are super expensive and you can't find them in regular sex novelty stores. i had my old vibe for over a year before the motor gave out. it wasn't anything too expensive or too cheap, but it did the work and kept me happy.
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A friend asked if it was still under warrenty, but I don't much fancy trollying into the sex shop and saying
"excuse me, hi, I've fucked my vibrator to death, can I have it fixed or get a new one please?"
"excuse me, hi, I've fucked my vibrator to death, can I have it fixed or get a new one please?"
a man will always be better than a vibe. but sometimes a vibe is better than a man. vibes get the job done and don't stop until you feel completely satisfied. some men are shit in bed and only think about themselves, thus resulting in the need for having to keep a vibrator around. i'm sure i could go out and find a man to fuck... but i'd have to drop my standards very, very, very low... which is not likely to happen.
i would!!! i mean... you paid for it, you should get your money's worth.
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Actually I didn't pay for it, a very good friend bought it as a gift.
Actually, he's a lawyer, perhaps I should just ask him to complain for me, citing lots of legal terms and conditions haha
Actually, he's a lawyer, perhaps I should just ask him to complain for me, citing lots of legal terms and conditions haha
Well you do right to keep your standards high. anyway at least the vibe doesn't roll over and start snoring lol
hahaha i'm sure he can fight them and have them send you a brand spankin new vibe.
exactly! i know that the male body shuts down after blowing a huge load, but come on... i need to be satisfied too!
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