Climbing Ropes in Gym Class

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I had to do rope climbing. I don't have much upper body strength, so it was always hard for me. I got to the top ONCE. My shorts were really loose, so when I got to the top and relaxed for a second I sort of lost them. I couldn't reach down to pull them up from around my feet either, because I couldn't hold myself up with one arm. Most embarassing thing ever. It wasn't as bad as it could have been, because most of the boys were out of class at the time on a boys' fieldtrip (they did one for boys and one for girls near the end of the year). I had to go back down without anything on, and the girls were giggling madly. Somehow I managed to stay flaccid. That might not have been such a good thing, though, since I'm a shower (I'm the same size flaccid and erect). Those crude and horny adolescent girls (who always pretend that guys only think about sex, then proceed to buy magazines with sex tips, sex advice, revealing pictures of models *which are ok because they're not intended to be sexual* and everything else they criticize) kept talking about it for quite a while. One overly confident one even had the nerve to walk up to me one day while I was distracted and grab me (needless to say, there was somewhat of an altercation). It was all around bad for me, because the girls said I was big (which I'm not, but it looks like I am when I'm soft), which pissed the guys off and probably instigated some beatings that otherwise might not have happened.

That was a bit longwinded.
 

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So let me get this straight (so to speak)....

You kids are married and logged onto LPSG at the same time to discuss dicks... that's really sweet :biggrin1: :tongue1: :nana:
 

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I was climbing rope when I came out of my mommy. It made me feel tingly all over, especially when that funny man in white slapped my pootie.
 
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I never climbed rope. When we had to, I just grabbed the rope, pulled myself up, and kinda hanged on. Who needs rope climbing anyway? We're not in the jungle anymore, and I doubt I have to climb over obstacles in L.A.

I'm Hoodie BTW :)
 

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I felt the same thing. It was almost like cumming. I couldn't wait to climb that rope.

I thought I was the only one. Weird.
 

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I never had the opportunity to climb rope all throughout my childhood education, so when i started my aerial circus classes and needed to achieve things like the above picture (Quick plug: everyone go see Cirque Du Soleil when they are in your town)
i freaked, but through blood and rope burn ALL over my body, i have become a somewhat better circus performer.
:)
Happy climbing.
 

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i used to get an orgasm when I climbed rope or shimmied up a pole, did not understand why, but felt great!! unfortunately in gym class the woodie was a problem when I came down and sometimes had a wet spot, guys used to joke about it.
 

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Entering puberty I used to orgasm (first and many after) doing chin ups on the shower door frame opening and closing my legs...no other penis contact. Was awesome.:biggrin1:
 

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My First Orgasm Came By Accident Climbing A Metal Pole In A Friends Back Yard. I Climbed That Thing Everyday From Then On.
 

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I used to love climbing to the ceiling and reaching orgasm in gym class! Once I realized I could do it like that I used to pull myself up on the shower in my downstairs bathroom and reach orgasm. Sometimes a couple pull-ups would work, but usually I'd just pull-up and hold it while holding my knees open and up as far as I could. I used to have some pretty intense orgasms like that!
 

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Yeah I use to just hang on to the pole in the playground. People would go by and look at me weird but I didn't care I was cumming. I wish i could get that feeling now adays its the best.
 

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Glad to say that it didn't happen to me. I recall the gym teacher ordering me to get my ass over to the rope and start climbing. I looked at the rope, I looked at him and then back at the rope and instructed him to kindly screw off. He was not amused, and I was subsequently expelled. Then it was on to a new town and a new school and another idiot into rope climbing. Once more I refused, this man was tougher and started towards me. Being a self-avowed genius, I headed towards the door, a week later he made the same request, I again refused and he told me that if I did not climb then I would fail the class. I looked up at him--he was over 6 foot tall--and asked if he wanted to borrow a red ink pen. He didn't take it well and turned a strange color before he bagan to yell at me. In the end I passed with a letter 'P' which acknowledged I had at least shown up.

Ballsy boy, Onslow!
 

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I had i went to the park and i was climbing the swingpoll cause me and friends wanted to have contest u can stay on the longest and when i tried felt so nice amd tigggling. And one time my friend did it naked at night to try it and he cummed so wiard
 

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...I found that opening my legs and holding onto the rope with just my hands gave me the weirdest feeling....Tingling in my crotch, like.

i used to get an orgasm when I climbed rope or shimmied up a pole...

Entering puberty I used to orgasm (first and many after) doing chin ups...

I used to love climbing to the ceiling and reaching orgasm in gym class!...

Many years ago I was reading a review of a gay porn movie, and the reviewer focused on two unusual scenes.

Scene 1: Guy does chins ups and has an orgasm without touching his penis. If I remember the description correctly, he lifted himself up and just hung there, then lifted his legs up and apart. His dick rose, throbbed, and he came.

Scene 2: Same guy does a l-sit (see link), holds it, gets erect, and cums. http://www.drillsandskills.com/images/articles/lstand1sm.jpg

Unfortunately, I don't remember the name of the movie or the guy who did these scenes. Honestly, I figured he must have been some kind of freak whose nervous system was wired funny, but I guess a fair number of other guys have similar reactions to similar exercises. Who knew?
 

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I definitely experienced this. In first grade, I discovered that climbing up the fireman's pole on the playground felt very good. It got to the point where almost every recess I'd go and get "the feeling" as I called it. I would climb to the top and sort of climb up and slide down, up and down...was really just grinding on it, looking back. In my memories, the feeling was better than any orgasms I've had since puberty. I remember thinking it was pure perfection and ecstacy (though not in those words), and every time I'd think to myself "If only everyone could get a feeling like this." Little did I know...

Anyway, later in my school career I realized the rope gave the same feeling, and even better, with the extra room to climb it didn't look like humping. So I could get off in front of everyone with no one knowing. God I should go climb a rope...
 

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I told my wife about this, and she looked at me like I was totally insane... So, was I the only one?

About 20 years ago, when I was in gym class we used to have climbing ropes that led to the ceiling. Upon reaching the top of the rope, I found that opening my legs and holding onto the rope with just my hands gave me the weirdest feeling. I mean, nice, but weird. Tingling in my crotch, like.

Someone else out there must beable to back me up. I'm not a freak am I?

Sounds like a vauge fear of heights, dude...that's about it.