Clinton Vs Titanic

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  1. windtalkerways

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    One smart-ass student turned in the
    following book report, with the proposal
    that they were nearly identical stories!

    His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic... $29.99
    Clinton... $29.99

    Titanic... Over 3 hours to read.
    Clinton... Over 3 hours to read.

    Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose,
    their forbidden love and subsequent
    catastrophe.
    Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica,
    their forbidden love and subsequent
    catastrophe.

    Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton... Bill is a b.s. artist.

    Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys
    a good cigar.
    Clinton... Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress
    gets ruined.
    Clinton... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton... Let's not go there.

    Titanic... Rose gets to keep her
    jewellery.
    Clinton... Monica's forced to return
    her gifts.

    Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for
    the rest of her life.
    Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember
    Jack.

    Titanic... Rose goes down on a
    vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go
    there, either.

    Titanic... Jack surrenders to an
    icy death.
    Clinton... Bill goes home to Hilary...
    basically the same thing.
     
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    Ha Haaaaaa.
    Holy Crap thats funny.
     
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    HA! Now, that was a book report I would've love to turn in.
     
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    is it "ditto" in english btw?

    in latin it's "dito"
     
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    Yes, it is "ditto" in English, Snake.
     
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