Clitoris Envy

[telex815]

Typing 'wink' at the end of vapid one liners does not make you look too good to be true.

Sorry if that burst your bubble.

It did not.

Vapid one liners do not belie depth in real life. No worries. I remain secure.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Good for you.

You mustn't dissect yourself too much, after all. :salook:

I'm away to sleep - good night.

 

[telex815]

Good for you.

You mustn't dissect yourself too much, after all. :salook:

I'm away to sleep - good night.

Dissect...

Excellent....

If I don;'t get banned over that one.

Don't let the bedbugs bite....

 

[helgaleena]

golly, I thought this was a myth invented by men to justify their own obsession with bigger = better... maybe not.

Next you're going to tell me that cosmetics were not invented by transvestite men...

 

[telex815]

golly, I thought this was a myth invented by men to justify their own obsession with bigger = better... maybe not.

Next you're going to tell me that cosmetics were not invented by transvestite men...

But of course.

Patent pending in...

Transexual Transylvania.....

 

[MomoAdachi]

But of course.

Patent pending in...

Transexual Transylvania.....

I feel like the time warp will soon follow......





I actually wish mine was bigger/more sensitive. But I love how mine looks and my Vagina looks as a whole after spending so many years trying to compare it to others.

 

[nicenycdick]

I feel like the time warp will soon follow......

Damn, that was a good movie!

Sorry...back to the big clits.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Clit envy....I only experienced it once while watching PORN. A guy was really going to town on this ladies clit. Suckling, pulling and letting it plop back into place then flicking with his tongue. Looked really good. Then I thought, that'll never happen to me because mine is small surrounded by swollen labia. I wallowed in self pity for a few minutes but then I gave mine a rub and all was well. :smile: As long as I have sensation, I'm good to go!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I can self suck my own clit it is SOOOOOOO big.

 

[MickeyLee]

my clit is so big...

how big is it?

my clit has her own fleshlight

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

My clit has her very own clitring to keep it hard.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Dissect...

Excellent....

If I don;'t get banned over that one.

Ooops, guess you did get banned over that. Ah well, that's the way the knife slices. :lmao:

Actually I kinda hope this is a temp ban. Seems harsh for a first offense, of course, I might not be privy to all info.

 

[MickeyLee]

ya think he got banned for his Vivisection thread?


*checks PMs for warning.. looks over shoulder for impending re-ban*

 

[RawDog]

Just out of curiosity, when tribbing another woman, can you tell the difference between clit sizes? I've always wondered about that.

 

[petite]

What is tribbing?

 

[RawDog]

What is tribbing?

Tribadism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[MickeyLee]

you mean porn tribbing, or more like co-thigh riding/grinding?

cuz porn tribbing, i've never even thought about pulling that trick out of my sex romp bag.
:redface:

 

[petite]

Oh wow, I think that photo just raised my gay percentage.

 

[Endued]

I honestly thought that 'scissoring' was pretty much a made up thing. That picture on the wiki page looks well uncomfortable!

 

[RawDog]

you mean porn tribbing, or more like co-thigh riding/grinding?

cuz porn tribbing, i've never even thought about pulling that trick out of my sex romp bag.
:redface:

Both/either.

Oh wow, I think that photo just raised my gay percentage.

:smile: