Clocks In Heaven

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  1. Pappy

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    CLOCKS AT THE PEARLY GATES

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
    at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
    a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
    that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St.
    Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
    life."

    "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
    fan."
     
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    That's too funny! You're always good for a good joke, Pappy!
     
  3. The_One

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    Lol! That is really funny.

    Yaoifun, you are progressively exposing more and more flesh, huh?
     
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