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I always thought this sort of thing was a rumor, haha. I once heard of a private club in NYC where you had to measure 8+" to be a member and get in the door. No idea if that was real. Sadly, I am not 21cm, so I would be paying to get into that party.
 

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I always thought this sort of thing was a rumor, haha. I once heard of a private club in NYC where you had to measure 8+" to be a member and get in the door. No idea if that was real. Sadly, I am not 21cm, so I would be paying to get into that party.
I don't think any bars or regular clubs in the USA would have a measure-at-the-door policy, given the prudish nature of things here. But there was a regular private sex party in a "studio" space in LA, where the promoter once took one of his business cards, wrote on the back "No cover charge- free VIP for life" and signed it. "They're coming here to see your big dick," he said as he handed it to me. Once I arrived early (you never know with LA traffic...) and was chatting with the door/security staff at the "studio" while waiting, two straight guys and one bi. The bi guy chuckles and says "We have a name for you. We call you Trunk." Before I could ask if that was as in elephant or tree, the one straight guy says "No shit! My girlfriend dropped by to say Hi the other night, and I slipped her in to see you. She finally came out, and asked for a cigarette." I never actually had to get measured, but it's my girth that's most impressive. Sadly, so much has happened over the years, and there is a different promoter and staff now, so I have to pay again, but I don't mind.
 

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I don't think any bars or regular clubs in the USA would have a measure-at-the-door policy, given the prudish nature of things here. But there was a regular private sex party in a "studio" space in LA, where the promoter once took one of his business cards, wrote on the back "No cover charge- free VIP for life" and signed it. "They're coming here to see your big dick," he said as he handed it to me. Once I arrived early (you never know with LA traffic...) and was chatting with the door/security staff at the "studio" while waiting, two straight guys and one bi. The bi guy chuckles and says "We have a name for you. We call you Trunk." Before I could ask if that was as in elephant or tree, the one straight guy says "No shit! My girlfriend dropped by to say Hi the other night, and I slipped her in to see you. She finally came out, and asked for a cigarette." I never actually had to get measured, but it's my girth that's most impressive. Sadly, so much has happened over the years, and there is a different promoter and staff now, so I have to pay again, but I don't mind.
Hot story man!
Where is this club? Any site? Info?
 

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Hot story man!
Where is this club? Any site? Info?
It was the LA Cumunion party (an international franchise of monthly gay sex parties, held in many cities). But the original LA-area promoter had to move away because of family issues, and it was taken over by the private club staff, who eventually broke away from the franchise, and then they lost their old building and had to relocate. The Cumunion franchise started holding their parties in LA again, now at the Slammer sex club, but I vastly prefer the more private ones at the independent place (more like a nightclub atmosphere), which now go by the name Cum Play LA to avoid confusion.