C'mere Baby...

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I'm finally here, daddy. :wink:


Is the water warm enough? Shall we begin?

C'mon in -- the water is as FINE as you are, handsome.

Zora, Spooge, jonb and Chase are on their way over and I hear she sewed some special outfits for us to wear when we decide to stop skinny dipping.

DC DEEP, as I understand it, is bringing one of his slings and several of his finest leather and metal toys. YUM!

I am hoping Bliss and NIC160 make it as well.

This is our OFFICIAL Retirement Party!


*quivers* Do me baby, jus do me. Damn.

Will someone please fuck this woman?!?

*looks around*

WELL?!?!
 

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AWWWWWW, who PEED in the pool?

Jeff, you seem to have piss on your mind today ... :confused: :eek:

C'mon in -- the water is as FINE as you are, handsome.

This is our OFFICIAL Retirement Party!

Awww, yeah!

Pop that bubbly, hot stuff.

I'll put some records on. Old school funk is today's flava:

More Bounce to the Ounce - Zapp
Let's Have Some Fun - Bar-Kays
Shake Your Pants - Cameo
Aquaboogie - Parliament/Funkadelic
Dance With Me - Rick James
Humpin - the Gap Band
Firecracker - Mass Production

... and awaaaaay we go!
 

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Just tell me where matthew is and how you would like me to pleasure him

Matthew is the redbrown bear wearing my wedding ring. He would be the 5'11" guy that I have my arms wrapped around. You will begin by sucking his cock and tweaking his nipples. Then, you will do as either he or I say.

whaddyakiddinmesumpin'?!

You've been waiting all your life for me to touch you.

Lex! way to boost a girls SELF ESTEEM (hahahaha). Just kidding. You wanna fuck me and you know it, or at least 20% of you does. Stop playin.

SO many holes, so little time. BEND OVER.
 

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I believe this thread title should read: "Cum here, Baby"

An "X" should be drawn on my chest to mark the spot.
 

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I believe this thread title should read: "Cum here, Baby"

An "X" should be drawn on my chest to mark the spot.

I'd hoped you would arrive. Now that you are versatile, we WILL be fucking the shit out of each other. And your chocolate chest will be iced with lots of creamy filling.

Did you bring you BF or your wife? Both?

The fucking more the merrier.
 

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I'd hoped you would arrive. Now that you are versatile, we WILL be fucking the shit out of each other. And your chocolate chest will be iced with lots of creamy filling.

Did you bring you BF or your wife? Both?

The fucking more the merrier.

Both! :biggrin1:
 

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Awwww YEAH!!!

*throws condoms and silicone based lube into and around the pool*

That wrestling mat over there is looking awfully lonely.

Naked Twister anyone? EVERYone?

Did you say Twister? Naked? Hand me that lube, willya? Might as well make this challenging.

*squirts lube over Twister mat*