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It's a fantasy...a perverted fantasy, but a dream none the less.

Let's move on.

If my coach had tried this when I was in high school, I would have slugged him. And my lawyer would have had his house.
 

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Well, it bears repeating, consider the source!

Why do people keep falling for these obvious fakes?

If you're trying to wrote porno, at least make it believable. These fantasies are so juvenile, and so outside the realm of reality...

Oh, well. I've always preferred reality. A major character flaw, I know.
 

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Exactly, and precisely why I pointed out what a fake he is in post #5, where I give examples of his post history, outlining how he's listed off different cock sizes, and ages, and has outlined a seemingly underaged situation, topped off by having his own brother take his coach-induced forced face-fuck (or at least that's how I'd interpret having your cock stroked off by your coach, by means of your brother's mouth).
 

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Exactly, and precisely why I pointed out what a fake he is in post #5, where I give examples of his post history, outlining how he's listed off different cock sizes, and ages, and has outlined a seemingly underaged situation, topped off by having his own brother take his coach-induced forced face-fuck (or at least that's how I'd interpret having your cock stroked off by your coach, by means of your brother's mouth).

Can I give you a big pat on your back now, Novice Bottom? Please...?!?

I think we should put you in charge of tossing out trolls. I, on the other hand, should be in charge of the LPSG Fiction Writing Improvement Program. So at least we'd have something believable to read after you tossed them out.
 

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Can I give you a big pat on your back now, Novice Bottom? Please...?!?
Tough to tell via text if that's serious, or facetious, but either way, the answer is the same. It's not really necessary. I mean, you wouldn't pat your garbage man on the back for taking away your trash. I'm basically doing that same job (or at least TRYING to, anyway). :wink:
 

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Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with fiction if it's labeled as such, especially if it's placed in the appropriate fiction forum. :rolleyes:

Three cheers for the honourable Michigan Senator's crusade against the fakes and fabrications of this site.

Three cheers for art as he aspires to the near impossible - improving the believability of fiction on this site. :tongue:
 

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Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with fiction if it's labeled as such, especially if it's placed in the appropriate fiction forum...
Yes, and Heaven knows he's got plenty of material to deposit there. From his age, to his cock size, and continuing on to his locker room experiences, there's a bounty from him. :rolleyes:
 

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Novice, I love good detective work.
Congratulations on nabbing another fraud!
Ha ha.... the fakes are everywhere, with
their tall tales and short dicks.
 

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seeeeemed strange all u jealous pepul who claim to be detectives rebut me w/images of untruths that I fabbed! u r true fools w/a lack of reality. MY COACH SAW ME AGAIN AT 21 and completely didn't remember the incident. but I did see him at a bookstore in riverside, ca. on market st. I went to norco jr high and there was the event! then tho, I was inches bigger /w more hair. more manly. too bad your sheltered lives have blinded u to the real. or your jealous. TOOOOO BAAAAAAD NEEDLE DICKS! SEE ME AT RATEAROD.COM. BALLS892
 

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seeeeemed strange all u jealous pepul who claim to be detectives rebut me w/images of untruths that I fabbed! u r true fools w/a lack of reality. MY COACH SAW ME AGAIN AT 21 and completely didn't remember the incident. but I did see him at a bookstore in riverside, ca. on market st. I went to norco jr high and there was the event! then tho, I was inches bigger /w more hair. more manly. too bad your sheltered lives have blinded u to the real. or your jealous. TOOOOO BAAAAAAD NEEDLE DICKS! SEE ME AT RATEAROD.COM. BALLS892
Better English: Seems strange all you jealous people who claim to be detectives rebut me with images of lies that I fibbed! You are truly fools with a lack of reality. My coach saw me again at 21 and completely didn't remember the incident but I did see him at a bookstore in Riverside, CA on Market ST. I went to Norco Jr. High and there was the event! Then though I was inches bigger with more hair, more manly.

Too bad your sheltered lives have blinded you to the real world, or you are jealous of me. Too bad needle dicks! See me at Ratearod.com Balls 892
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You are a moron.
 

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What the heck were these "three" doing that they all got groin injuries at the same time, eh? Sounds like they were doing some sort of exotic Chinese gymnastic mud wrestling while sucking cock.

That story is about the biggest load of crap I've read in a while.
 

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...TOOOOO BAAAAAAD NEEDLE DICKS! SEE ME AT RATEAROD.COM. BALLS892
Yeah, where you list your size as "it grows to ten inches! well, 9 1/2 inches". source
In addition to the four other sizes you're listed before, as noted here:
http://www.lpsg.org/young-and-hung/54843-coach-wraps-our-groins.html#post900389

You don't have a consistant story about your size, you mention a scene that sounds like sex inappropriate sex with a minor, and you're giving your own brother's mouth up to your coach to use to "stroke off" you and your two buddies' cocks? I may have a needle dick, but at least I'm not a lying, incestuous, mouth-raping mess.
 

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seeeeemed strange all u jealous pepul who claim to be detectives rebut me w/images of untruths that I fabbed! u r true fools w/a lack of reality. MY COACH SAW ME AGAIN AT 21 and completely didn't remember the incident. but I did see him at a bookstore in riverside, ca. on market st. I went to norco jr high and there was the event! then tho, I was inches bigger /w more hair. more manly. too bad your sheltered lives have blinded u to the real. or your jealous. TOOOOO BAAAAAAD NEEDLE DICKS! SEE ME AT RATEAROD.COM. BALLS892

Wait, I'm confused. Your dick actually shrank several "inches" and your pubes fell out sometime between jr. high and age 21? Or was the "norco jr high" sentence irrelevant and dropped in the middle of those other two sentences for no reason whatsoever?

:wtf2: