Cock-a-Cola

[hugefan]

I was reading a list of Coca-Cola's advertising slogans (on Wikipedia), and I started replacing the word "Coke" with "Cock" -- if only it were so easy in real life -- and giggled like a frosh virgin. I thought I'd share it with those of you who find the sound of the word "Cock" makes you snicker.

Presented in reverse, order, my faves:

2007 - Live on the Cock Side of Life
1982 - Cock is it!
1979 - Have a Cock and a smile.
1976 - Cock adds life.
1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Cock.
1969 - It's the real thing.
1966 - Cock ... after Cock ... after Cock.
1963 - Things go better with Cock.
1958 - The Cold, Crisp Taste of Cock
1952 - What you want is a Cock.
1948 - Where there's Cock there's hospitality.
1947 - Cock knows no season.
1944 - How about a Cock?

Yeah -- how about it?

 

[danimal32]

I think it may be time for you to go to bed now. I'm kidding. :smile:

Actually, I think it's odd that for the past 25 years there were no appropriate Cock-a-Cola slogans that you liked. I think Coke may need to find a new ad agency.

 

[bbristow]

i am giggling like a frosh virgin.

 

[eyescream]

Good find. Makes one think of their inspiration when they were brainstorming for slogans.

 

[Pendlum]

Here you go. snopes.com: Risque Coca-Cola Poster

 

[snobbes]

Where is the pic of Jay-Z with his dick in a cokebottle ?