Cock-a-Cola

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  1. hugefan

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    I was reading a list of Coca-Cola's advertising slogans (on Wikipedia), and I started replacing the word "Coke" with "Cock" -- if only it were so easy in real life -- and giggled like a frosh virgin. I thought I'd share it with those of you who find the sound of the word "Cock" makes you snicker.

    Presented in reverse, order, my faves:

    2007 - Live on the Cock Side of Life
    1982 - Cock is it!
    1979 - Have a Cock and a smile.
    1976 - Cock adds life.
    1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Cock.
    1969 - It's the real thing.
    1966 - Cock ... after Cock ... after Cock.
    1963 - Things go better with Cock.
    1958 - The Cold, Crisp Taste of Cock
    1952 - What you want is a Cock.
    1948 - Where there's Cock there's hospitality.
    1947 - Cock knows no season.
    1944 - How about a Cock?

    Yeah -- how about it?
     
  2. danimal32

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    I think it may be time for you to go to bed now. I'm kidding. :smile:

    Actually, I think it's odd that for the past 25 years there were no appropriate Cock-a-Cola slogans that you liked. I think Coke may need to find a new ad agency.
     
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    i am giggling like a frosh virgin.
     
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    Good find. Makes one think of their inspiration when they were brainstorming for slogans.
     
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    Where is the pic of Jay-Z with his dick in a cokebottle ?
     
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