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Have you ever had a cock accident? let me give some examples:
one time i was at the movies with a friend. i got up to go take a leak, and lost my balance. when i put out a hand to catch myself, it landed on my buddy's crotch, and i ended up getting a pretty good idea of exactly what he was packing.
another time, at the gym, there was a guy nearby me who was sitting on a stool kinda hogging the space between rows of lockers. i was headed to the shower, and just as i was squeezing by him, he turned his head, and i wound up smacking him in the face with my cock. i made a quick apology and kept on walking.
i wouldn't be surprised if most people have had this one: you're jerking off and getting ready to cum, you are so gooned out you're not real aware of stuff, and you end up squirting in an open eye (that shit burns!), or even your open mouth.
last one, a little more intimate and maybe more embarrassing: you and a buddy are watching porn and the two of you get to jerking off. again, you are so gooned out that when you shoot, some of it lands on your bro.
i'm curious if other guys have experienced these (or similar) "cock accidents," and if so, what you guys' reaction was, or the other persons's (if there was one).
one time i was at the movies with a friend. i got up to go take a leak, and lost my balance. when i put out a hand to catch myself, it landed on my buddy's crotch, and i ended up getting a pretty good idea of exactly what he was packing.
another time, at the gym, there was a guy nearby me who was sitting on a stool kinda hogging the space between rows of lockers. i was headed to the shower, and just as i was squeezing by him, he turned his head, and i wound up smacking him in the face with my cock. i made a quick apology and kept on walking.
i wouldn't be surprised if most people have had this one: you're jerking off and getting ready to cum, you are so gooned out you're not real aware of stuff, and you end up squirting in an open eye (that shit burns!), or even your open mouth.
last one, a little more intimate and maybe more embarrassing: you and a buddy are watching porn and the two of you get to jerking off. again, you are so gooned out that when you shoot, some of it lands on your bro.
i'm curious if other guys have experienced these (or similar) "cock accidents," and if so, what you guys' reaction was, or the other persons's (if there was one).