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Cock Classification By Sword Size

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  1. BSWORD8

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    OK like almost all else here expect already this exists somewhere in the bowels of the forum, but new to me so will share like an old circular letter resurrected perhaps?

    Anyway here goes

    Great sword
    Great swords or greatswords are related to the long swords of the Middle Ages.[13][14][15][dubiousdiscuss] The great sword proper was developed during the Renaissance, but its earlier cousin, the Scottish Claymore, was very similar in size and use, like the "outsized specimens" between 160 cm and 180 cm (approx. the same height as the user) such as the Oakeshott type XIIa or Oakeshott type XIIIa. These swords were too heavy to be wielded one-handed and possessed a large grip for leverage, the point would be to hold the grip with one hand at the top of the grip, and one hand at the bottom. The top hand would push, and the bottom hand would pull; this gave extra leverage thus the sword would be easier to swing, ignoring much of its weight.

    Claymore
    The Scottish name "claymore" (Gaelic claidheamh mor, lit. "great sword")[16][17] can refer to either the longsword with a distinctive two-handed grip, or the basket-hilted sword[citation needed] developing from a rapier.[citation needed] The two handed claymore is an early Scottish version of a greatsword.

    Zweihänder
    The Zweihänder ("two-hander") or Beidhänder ("both-hander") is a true two-handed sword, in the sense that it cannot be wielded in only one hand. It was a specialist weapon wielded by certain Landsknechte (mercenary soldiers), so-called Doppelsöldners.

    Svärdstav
    The swordstaff (svärdstav) is a Scandinavian sword-polearm hybrid, used in medieval times. It is made by placing a blade at the end of a staff, thus giving the same benefits of a sword with the reach of a spear or polearm. This helps the soldier fighting enemies both on foot and mounted.

    The length of the weapon makes it easier to fight mounted opponents, while the blade is still handy enough to use in close combat, as opposed to using a spear which is ineffective at close range because only the tip can be used to attack, or a sword which makes hurting mounted enemies significantly harder. The greater length of the weapon would also help when fighting more heavily armed opponents since an attack can be executed with considerably more force due to the length of the weapon.

    Broadsword
    The term broadsword was never used historically to describe the one-handed arming sword. The arming sword was wrongly labelled a broadsword by antiquarians as the medieval swords were similar in blade width to the military swords of the day (that were also sometimes labeled as broadswords) and broader than the dueling swords and ceremonial dress swords

    TWO HANDED PLUS A BIT - CHEEKY!! A BIT BROADER THAN AN EPEE FOR EXAMPLE!!

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    Main gauche for me. :p
     
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    Athame for me.

    Average sized and purely ceremonial, but still functional.
     
  4. 4097701

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    does anybody remember a website called the penis chart or something, where you would pick size, shape, cut uncut etc and end up with a non-photo version of your penis? i can't believe i lost the link
     
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