I assume that they are all over the country. I am in Arizona and I have the impression that not too many hours pass without this idiotic advertisement popping up. The one I'm referring to is the one with "Smilin' Bob". Even the toothpaste ads don't use people looking as silly as "Bob". My other thought is, when was it ever ascertained that a "pill" would really make your penis grow. Maybe it will also make you taller or make your tongue longer. Want bluer eyes? Take a pill.
Funny thing occured as a result of the ad. They label it as "natural male enhancement". My 59 year old daughter, with whom I share a home, saw this promo and asked what they were talking about. When I told her they were suggesting that they could make a man's sex organ grow larger, she got this incredulous look and questioned whether men would really go for anything like that. I told her that she wouldn't believe some of the things that men do to increase their size and that I had no doubt that this company was probably doing a "land office" business. Then she wanted to know if I would ever have been interested in buying such a pill and when I replied in the negative, she said, "Well, of course you wouldn't. You never needed to."
I quizzed her as to how she would know, she gave me a run down on her early life (sexual). I was told that she had been married twice (I knew that) and had had at least her share of boy friends (I suspected that) and that the longest one that she had ever experienced was plus or minus six inches. Her first husband, she said, was a bit over four and a half inches and her second was only a little bit better than that. She said too, that she and her older (18 months) sister had always compared notes and had discovered that neither of them had ever had more than six inches and that it was her sister who had told her about my size. She said that the two of them were always on the look-out for an errant peek.
I know that my elder daughter got her information from my wife (who dutifully reported the incident to me). They were doing dishes or cooking or something together and the conversation had turned to the sexy side. Daughter had asked Wife what length most men had between their legs and Wife opined that six inches was probably about average to which Daughter replied, "WOW! Dad's really hung." She followed that by asking exactly how many inches "Dad" was carrying and Wife, being in a state bordering on shock, just told her. From that, I assume that the news was passed from daughter to daughtter and to son. Apparently, all of this took place during their high school years so I have had no secrets for a loooong time.
Anyway, I'd like to know what you people think about those aforementioned commercials. Do you think that they're stronger than sugar pills?
Gramps
Funny thing occured as a result of the ad. They label it as "natural male enhancement". My 59 year old daughter, with whom I share a home, saw this promo and asked what they were talking about. When I told her they were suggesting that they could make a man's sex organ grow larger, she got this incredulous look and questioned whether men would really go for anything like that. I told her that she wouldn't believe some of the things that men do to increase their size and that I had no doubt that this company was probably doing a "land office" business. Then she wanted to know if I would ever have been interested in buying such a pill and when I replied in the negative, she said, "Well, of course you wouldn't. You never needed to."
I quizzed her as to how she would know, she gave me a run down on her early life (sexual). I was told that she had been married twice (I knew that) and had had at least her share of boy friends (I suspected that) and that the longest one that she had ever experienced was plus or minus six inches. Her first husband, she said, was a bit over four and a half inches and her second was only a little bit better than that. She said too, that she and her older (18 months) sister had always compared notes and had discovered that neither of them had ever had more than six inches and that it was her sister who had told her about my size. She said that the two of them were always on the look-out for an errant peek.
I know that my elder daughter got her information from my wife (who dutifully reported the incident to me). They were doing dishes or cooking or something together and the conversation had turned to the sexy side. Daughter had asked Wife what length most men had between their legs and Wife opined that six inches was probably about average to which Daughter replied, "WOW! Dad's really hung." She followed that by asking exactly how many inches "Dad" was carrying and Wife, being in a state bordering on shock, just told her. From that, I assume that the news was passed from daughter to daughtter and to son. Apparently, all of this took place during their high school years so I have had no secrets for a loooong time.
Anyway, I'd like to know what you people think about those aforementioned commercials. Do you think that they're stronger than sugar pills?
Gramps