Cock is huge, but I sometimes can't get laid

[FWillie]

Unless you're gonna walk around the mall waving your meatstick around (not a good idea, by the way), nobody's gonna know what you're packing until they've already decided to have sex with you. Ya gotta make the rest of you worth laying and let the big cock be a pleasant surprise for those who do.

 

[Opalite]

From reading your posts, I'm guessing it's more because of the lack of personallity, inexcistant skill and just plain ol' beeing a wank. But hey, you've got a penis you think is huge, so who cares! Right? Just go to a bar, whip it out and wait for the ladies to hop on. Have fun counting!

Three days for me, according to the test. But thats just because i'm tight, and i'm entitled to penis anytime I want.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

The bigger it is the more heavily it weighs on the mind.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

well im dead serious about the poll, thats why its posted here.

you cockmasters can insult me all you want, even you twatmaster katt. im getting laid in like 7 days from now, so i don't really care.

but i will reiterate that this site is filled will self righteous dickheads.

My schlong is gorgeous! These women should be hunting it down!



-Lieutenant Cockmaster Johnson

 

[Opalite]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

LOL@"Entitled"

They want to email me the results... no way.

In any case, I'm getting laid tomorrow between 1 and 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

Fedex guaranteeing the blowup doll delivery time?

 

[DickJohnson6969]

No freebies Kuntmaster Katt. Nice try tho. You'd have to win me over, compliment me warmly, and buy me dinner like any other girl would.



-Dickmaster Johnson

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

I voted 1 to 10 and that is about right. If it doesn't happen tonight or tomorrow night, it won't happen until next weekend. Life is busy with 3 kids. It has been about 10 days, so if it pushes to the other end it will have been 20. Not a rare thing. In the Summer it is often twice a month sometimes once. Rarely is it weekly, though that is closer in the winter. Wifey needs a lot of energy and time and it doesn't happen if she doesn't want it because I am not a rapist. Twice a week would be nice, 3 to 4 times would be about right, but after 26 years, it ain't gonna happen.

 

[B_am12388]

so having a big cock correlates with how often you have sex? I don't think so.

Your avatar is so cute!!!! :biggrin1:

 

[B_am12388]

I think having a huge cock should entitle us to getting laid pretty much anytime we want.

But sometimes I can't.

According to this, I won't be getting laid for another 38 days-

Countdown to Sex


Let's see what happens. We'll see if there's any accuracy to this. Either way it's fucking hilarious. This guy in my office emailed it to me. I said "oh jeez another joke email" but this one was damn funny.

let the countdown begin!!


Post on the poll, people...

Mine said I won't get laid for another 393 days. ROFL.

Oh well! At least I have my money! :biggrin1::biggrin1:

Chanel, here I come!

 

[Opalite]

No freebies Kuntmaster Katt. Nice try tho. You'd have to win me over, compliment me warmly, and buy me dinner like any other girl would.



-Dickmaster Johnson

Well, there's your problem! Neither me or any other lady would never buy a 'dick' dinner.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Ooo, are you getting feisty with me Katt?

Now you're trying to go straight to bed with me without even buying me dinner? You're going to have to get to know me a little first. Make me feel special. Learn my favorite movie and my favorite color at least.

-Cockmaster Dick Johnson

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

LOL well Brad P. says I will get laid in 68 days or less. That is probably right. I expect 10 or less, but I have been wrong before. It could be 14 days or less. Probably not longer than that.

 

[Symphonic]

-Cockmaster Johnson

When did cleverness die?

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

Oh, I forgot to note that "brad P." also says it will be 256 days before I have sex with another different partner. That is probably much too few. I expect it will be over a thousand days as I am married and faithful. I had an affair once and I don't want to do that again because it was definitely not worth all the pain, loss, grief, expense, and anger.

 

[Opalite]

Ooo, are you getting feisty with me Katt?

Oh no, I wouldn't dare!

Now you're trying to go straight to bed with me without even buying me dinner? You're going to have to get to know me a little first. Make me feel special. Learn my favorite movie and my favorite color at least.

The trouble is, you just ain't that special honey. And what does a favorite movie have to do with your so-called huge penis?

 

[Claddah76]

i'd love to suck all the big monsters on here - holla if you need a release

 

[Reallyonlyme]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

LOL... I know my money is on Katt winning this one!

 

[Wish-4-8]

Here is a recap:

The rest of you are taking this WAY too seriously.

I'd also like to say that cockmaster kirland and a few of the others are uptight and way too self righteous.

We're just trying to have fun here.

And, if this was not meant to be taken seriously, next time post it in this section:
Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics

well im dead serious about the poll, thats why its posted here.

Well, which is it? Do we need to count the contradictions?

Your words, not ours.

 

[D_Jerry_Atric]

Having a huge cock doesn't somehow automatically make you a magnet for sex.

That being said I'm purposely going through a long period of celibacy.