Cock is huge, but I sometimes can't get laid

[DickJohnson6969]

Oh no, I wouldn't dare!



The trouble is, you just ain't that special honey. And what does a favorite movie have to do with your so-called huge penis?

Stop with the weird reverse psychology honey. You already begged me for pictures of my cock. Then all the sudden you want to be "lady like" and you want to tell me im not special. I may not be very special, but my cock certainly is. The answer is no. I will not show you my cock, no matter how many times you flirt with me, insult me, or bully me into it. This cock is not for you, lady!

Cockmaster Claddah, thanks for interjecting some reasonable thought into this discussion.

And Cockmaster BeardedWoof, sorry to hear that.

The poll is dead serious, wish4-8. Whats wrong with your reading comprehension? Try "Hooked on Phonics" sometimes soon, so you can have an easier time grasping the subtle comedic irony of my posting here.

Thank you, readers!

Cockmaster Johnson

 

[vince]

Fedex guaranteeing the blowup doll delivery time?

How'd you guess it was Fed Ex? That's weird... you must be psychic hootie.

And of course... us big cocked dudes are entitled to on time delivery as well.

 

[Opalite]

Stop with the weird reverse psychology honey. You already begged me for pictures of my cock. Then all the sudden you want to be "lady like" and you want to tell me im not special. I may not be very special, but my cock certainly is. The answer is no. I will not show you my cock, no matter how many times you flirt with me, insult me, or bully me into it. This cock is not for you, lady!

Cockmaster Claddah, thanks for interjecting some reasonable thought into this discussion.

And Cockmaster BeardedWoof, sorry to hear that.

The poll is dead serious, wish4-8. Whats wrong with your reading comprehension? Try "Hooked on Phonics" sometimes soon, so you can have an easier time grasping the subtle comedic irony of my posting here.

Thank you, readers!

Cockmaster Johnson

Well, you figured me out! I'm just craving for your tiny weenie! No such luck I guess, I'll take this little corner and sob if you don't mind!

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

How is anyone to know how long it will be?? I can understand you might have an idea if you have a partner who's away and you know their return date or something... but for a single guy like me its not so set in stone

 

[crescendo69]

years

 

[B_dxjnorto]

for a single guy like me its not so set in stone

Rodger Dodger. I'd rather have your dick in hand than two in the bush. Love your two inch long head. :veryhappy: Rather artistic bloke too. :smile:

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

:veryhappy: Rather artistic bloke too. :smile:

Haha, cheers man. Ive had more praise for that bloody tiger drawing than anythin i've ever done
lol

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Probably the praise is rubbing off from what you are rubbing off next to it.

 

[Wish-4-8]

The poll is dead serious, wish4-8. Whats wrong with your reading comprehension? Try "Hooked on Phonics" sometimes soon, so you can have an easier time grasping the subtle comedic irony of my posting here.

I guess my comprehension is hindered when you keep changing your mind on the issue. I quoted your own words in my last post to make a point. I was trying to decide whether you are trying to be funny, (giving you the benifit of the doubt), or if you are just an asshole. I think the way you answered your last post has given me the answer.

Enjoy your cock. That, you are entitled to. It seems to be the only thing you have of value to offer anyone. Assuming they even care.

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

The damn quiz wants my email... right.

It doesn't matter what it says. I already got laid today. I'm getting laid tomorrow. Don't need a quiz to tell me what I already know.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Well, you figured me out! I'm just craving for your tiny weenie! No such luck I guess, I'll take this little corner and sob if you don't mind!

Awww, now you made me feel bad
Dont cry little girl!
Maybe I'll show you my cock someday, we'll see. Keep hope alive. For now, you should use your imagination and your fingers. Imagine the most beautiful cock you've ever seen.... now now take away 67% of that beauty, but it's a bit oversized. That's my purple helmeted love warrior.

JohnsonMaster Dick

 

[dolfette]

funniest thread ever!

don't you guys have a sense of humour.

ps. my giant boobs entitle me to have smaller titted ladies cleaning my bathroom.

 

[jlr080281]

funniest thread ever!

don't you guys have a sense of humour.

I was thinking the same thing.

This is a silly website dedicated to weiners. You'd think people would lighten up and not take this shit so seriously :tongue:

 

[patathlon]

umm yea it really dosent matter how big your cock is im about 10 1/4x7 and i havent got laid in over a year it all matters on how you are with women and how comfortable you are with yourself.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

You guys really think it's true that getting laid is all about personality. not cock size? You think you can really develop your personality and get laid juts based on that? You think you can 'control your own destiny' like Brad P. says?

I say HOGWASH!!!

It's all about the schlong people!!!!!!!


HAHA small boobie girls cleaning Twatmaster Dolphette's house. Funny visual.

I hope you act mean and yell at them with your huge tits shaking at them. Scold them with the titties!


Cockmaster Dick Johnson

 

[dolfette]

face slap them with my tits!

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Good idea, Dolphette!

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

My results are in, and for me, conclusive. A nicely shaped big hard dick is only of use if you have a partner that actually likes it and craves it. If she wants to look at it, it is attractive. If she does not, then it is either ugly or irrelevant.

For all you size queens, good luck finding what you enjoy. For those guys who have someone to worship your manhood, good on ya. For the rest of us, well, we cope and we enjoy the parts of our lives that are full and that provide satisfaction. Some of us qualify to be here, but really need to concentrate on other areas of life so we can be happy instead of feeding a craving for what will never be.

See y'all in the funny pages.

 

[latinluva]

I think getting laid is not that difficult, first of all you better smell and look good (especially breath wise). If you cover that, then your half way there. Confidence (knowing you have a nice cock) is a must, mixed with a lil humor. Once your in the room or where ever, be sure that kitty cat gets sucked nice and good for at leats a half hour, maybe some tongue in the ass and all (after a shower of course). If all this is done correctly, she'll have a nice story to tell. But if she is hell bent on a huge cock, you'll get no play from a female unless you produce the goods upfront. There are alot of women out there lookin for someone to spend some time with, who absolutely can afford to sacrafice some inches and girth. I had some not so attractive women tell me that they wanted to fuck me, and to get out of it I told them that I had a small dick..and it was embarrassing. They said they didn't care and wanted to fuck anyways. So it all depends on who your talking to, I tell'em "I aint the biggest you'll ever have, but you definitely won't regret it." If that don't work just tell'em,"if it's too small I'll just put it in your ass."

 

[bigman420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean come on, use your head, op. The two largest populations in the world, the Chinese and Indian people, I don't think are exactly known for large dicks as a people.