Cock is huge, but I sometimes can't get laid

[DickJohnson6969]

Update: the poll said I'd get laid in 12 days. It took 18 actually. Pretty close to accurate. Looks like close to 300 people here took the poll in sept. any results? How accurate was it?

 

[vibrator]

Everyone has their dry spells, it normal and part of being human, you can't always get what you want when you want it.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

I hear ya vibrator, but as people with huge penises, we shouldn't be subject to the same dry spells.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Reporting back on this..... no dry spells at all since september. fucked 14 new girls, what a wild ride!!! the brad p. emails have put my sex life on steroids.

my sincere apologies for offending all of you cockmasters with my insane sense of entitlement. It turns out that by putting in a little work, i got a lot more sex than when i was just bitching on a message board about how girls should automatically have sex with me.

 

[VMan_Massif]

I hear ya vibrator, but as people with huge penises, we shouldn't be subject to the same dry spells.

In a way, you're right. If you marry a girl who's a size queen with a huge libido, you're in like Flynn.

Like me.

Have only had sex with one woman for the past almost eight years, but we have a lot of sex. Find the right person for you, and it can work.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Good call Vman.

 

[Bob Ross]

Vman...The phrase is actually "in like Flint" it was a James Coburn movie...

Now that I have insulted you let me kiss your ass: awesome avatar..."You're entering a world of pain Smokey...MARK IT ZERO!!"

I consider myself larger than average and its been nearly 2 years since I've been laid...sad

 

[cank]

Whenever I am close to get a girl , one cockblocker guy or cockblocker idiot chick is always around. Most of the guys are incapable of having an erected penis , would like to cockblock you whenever you are close to get a girl because of their jeaolusy. Also , there is no proof you can beat the shit out of her for all night , she doesnt know who you are.It is funny the way size queens judge your size , you should be 7 feet tall or you should have very manly face , but those are not the implication of your size. It is all fucked up.However I know for sure that if a girl dont choose me her chance to get fucked by a 7x7 hung guy is almost zero.If a girl don`t deny me, I dont know whether she lose or I lose.

 

[tiggerpoo]

Well, I'm small, but I have no trouble getting laid.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Cank, what are you talking about?

I get the part about the cock blockers, i've learned over the past few months how to get past that issue better.

i dont get the idea of why you're beating the shit out of girls with your manly face.

 

[hud01]

I didn't want to read all 8 pages, but I want to know do you have a picture of your cock in your wallet? When you meet a girl do you say hi my name is xxxxx and here is a picture of my huge cock.

How much of this post is to bring attention to the site we are directed to visit?

 

[BigDikkedGuy]

this doesnt work for gay men haha

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Yes i have a picture in my wallet. Yes i wanted people to look at the countdown to sex site so they could do the poll from the 1st post. The poll is really cool. apparently LPSG members are getting laid like ASAP but in my base it said 30 days or something, that was a few months ago.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

BDG i dont think gay me really need any help getting laid. its way easier, judging from what my gay friends have told me.

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Checking in again. Still no dry spells.

22 new girls! Yowie!

I think I might get a GF soon though. Too much free pussy all the time is gonna give me the HIVVIES.

Anyone else exceed their expectations by using this quiz?

 

[DickJohnson6969]

sorry, i forgot to post the link-

www.countdowntosex.com

thats the link that goes along with the poll on top. you do the quiz, then post in the poll here. 53% of LPSG people were going to get laid in 10 days or less. I did not fare so well myself.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Sid hasn't help me get laid...ever

 

[DickJohnson6969]

Who is Sid?

 

[DickJohnson6969]

I'm slowing down. 31 new chicks since this thread began. I have found one girl I am hanging out with all the time. So 31 may be the end of the road for this venture.

 

[cank]

. Also , there is no proof you can beat the shit out of her for all night , she doesnt know who you are.It is funny the way size queens judge your size , you should be 7 feet tall or you should have very manly face.

I meant fuck the shit out of her , "beat the shit out of her" was wrongly written.