Cock is huge, but I sometimes can't get laid

[quantaviusK]

My name is Cockmeister QK and I Approve of this Message.

 

[AtomicMouse1950]

Hmmm??? Cock-Master Dick-Johnson.... I like it.:biggrin1:

You guys are wrong.

The world should be bowing down to all of us because we have big dicks. We should be addressed as "cockmaster (insert name here)."

I wasn't sure if it correlates, but according to the poll on top it does. More than 50% are getting laid within 10 days.

as far as needing personality and skill (HA!) im not so sure about that. A huge dick should be enough. However if you're really dead set on that, the guy who made the countdown to sex website seems to be in agreement with you and he has some kind of book about getting laid, which i think is unnecessary, yet iread a few chapters last night, and it is truly hilarious.

-Cockmaster Johnson

 

[nick2730]

no wonder u never get laid lol

 

[someperson]

I think having a huge cock should entitle us to getting laid pretty much anytime we want.

But sometimes I can't.

According to this, I won't be getting laid for another 38 days-

Countdown to Sex


Let's see what happens. We'll see if there's any accuracy to this. Either way it's fucking hilarious. This guy in my office emailed it to me. I said "oh jeez another joke email" but this one was damn funny.

let the countdown begin!!


Post on the poll, people...

393 days lol

 

[hud01]

I meant fuck the shit out of her , "beat the shit out of her" was wrongly written.

So you came back to correct a 2 year old post??????????????

 

[Rang3r69]

OP I can see why you don't get it..................

 

[davidjh7]

at the risk of feeding the trolls on an ancient thread...*checks magna carte, constitution of every country and bible*. Nope--no guarantees of big cocks entitling you to anything in any written legal document ever written.

 

[Rang3r69]

Oh crap!!! It make sense, he's from Toronto!

 

[green26]

"For real, there are some real lames on this site. No pussy getting ass lame motherfuckers, WOW.

 

[pursine]

So you came back to correct a 2 year old post??????????????

Yeah, after a feminist road to Damascus experience..

 

[rtg]

You guys are wrong.

The world should be bowing down to all of us because we have big dicks. We should be addressed as "cockmaster (insert name here)."

I wasn't sure if it correlates, but according to the poll on top it does. More than 50% are getting laid within 10 days.

as far as needing personality and skill (HA!) im not so sure about that. A huge dick should be enough. However if you're really dead set on that, the guy who made the countdown to sex website seems to be in agreement with you and he has some kind of book about getting laid, which i think is unnecessary, yet iread a few chapters last night, and it is truly hilarious.

-Cockmaster Johnson

Words can't even explain how much of a douche you are. No wonder why you won't be getting laid.

 

[ShannonH]

It's funny how on every forum, if you start a new thread you'll get people saying "there's already a thread for this!", and if you go back to an old one because you wanted to discuss the topic there, people say "why are you going back to a 2 year old thread?"

 

[quantaviusK]

Its sort of pleplexing how even after 9 pages some people still cant see this guys taking the piss.

 

[D_ctw02jnc]

I am sure a big one helps. But how is your body hygein?
How's your grooming and personality?

I think woman would overlook some personality defects- but not and grooming and BO!