cock... or dick?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by xxteencharmedukxx, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. xxteencharmedukxx

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    What is YOUR preffered reference to the main reason why we are all here... the penis.

    Willy is child like, and don't like that reference.
    Cock sounds like a juicy fat penis
    Dick sounds a thin and throbbing penis.

    Let the mass-debate commence :biggrin1::wink:
     
  2. B_Monster

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    Rhinosarous, :biggrin1:
     
  3. xxteencharmedukxx

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    lmao, monster. ur screen name describes yours! u have a fucking hot 'monster' cock. perfect description!
     
  4. Chick&2DicksUK

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    Which would you like?

    We have cocks, dick, pork-swords, penises, love-truncheons etc., etc.

    Eat in or "To-Go".

    All colours too.

    If we don't appear to have what you're looking for, please feel free to ask.

    NB. Due to Health & Safety concerns, Spotted Dick is currently off the menu.

    :biggrin1:
     
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    i call mine "baby jesus" when it's soft and "the beast" when it's not.
     
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    :laughing: :biggrin2: :slaphappy: :laugh2: :laugh:

    And from one who has one.......:rolleyes:
     
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    I love COCK
     
  9. camper joe

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    And this fits in the celebrity form how?
     
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    hi everyone. here is my usage. if it appears to be large, say over 9 or very thick i call it a cock. when it is smaller or thinner i call it a dick. I definitely prefer the cock to the dick. In fact I don't do dick. But I love to do cock. xo ANN
     
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    Cock for sure
     
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    My boyfriend always says that a Dick is anything under 6 inches.
    Over that is a Cock.
     
  13. B_IanTheTall

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    This has been discussed elsewhere here and I proposed a list of the linguistic equivalent to penis sizes:

    peanut
    willie
    organ (sort of ambiguous)
    prick
    dick
    cock
    unit (sort of ambiguous)
    member (sort of ambiguous)
    dong
    wang
    wopper
    tool (though I don't like the stupid implication)
    schlong
    monster
    trunk
    third leg

    I didn't include penis because it just seems to clinical to have a size connotation, unless one where to argue that it defines average, which would put it either before or after dick.
     
  14. bayonet

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    How about...

    Sluggerino
    the Maustah (master, but w/a HitchCOCK vibe)
    Cumdelabra
    Frank Sinatra
    Throttle
    Macho Bel Grande
    Boy-VAY!
    Corky
    Boy Gorge (not George)
    Cock-dee-Cock (only Arrested Development fans will get this one)
    AmTrak
    My Peninsula
    Peeney
    Mineshaft
    LochNess
    Sir Pent (a variation on serpent)
    Lay-go
    Liam Needsome
    Fuckslave
    Glad-he-ate-her (or Gladiator--a hetero cock)
    A Sweetcock Named Desire (a Vivien-Leigh-lovin' gay cock)
    Brando
    Flint Beastwood
    Pointdickster
    Ungah Pungah
    Stella Doro Breadstick
     
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    Rhinoceros? like the animal or the virus?
     
  16. agnslz

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    Dick, definitely.
     
  17. B_IanTheTall

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    Rhino Virus being the "common cold"
     
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    Let's not leave out trouser snake :)
     
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    Anaconda or Boa Constricter?
     
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    Ramburglar
     
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