hi everyone. here is my usage. if it appears to be large, say over 9 or very thick i call it a cock. when it is smaller or thinner i call it a dick. I definitely prefer the cock to the dick. In fact I don't do dick. But I love to do cock. xo ANN
This has been discussed elsewhere here and I proposed a list of the linguistic equivalent to penis sizes:
peanut
willie
organ (sort of ambiguous)
prick
dick
cock
unit (sort of ambiguous)
member (sort of ambiguous)
dong
wang
wopper
tool (though I don't like the stupid implication)
schlong
monster
trunk
third leg
I didn't include penis because it just seems to clinical to have a size connotation, unless one where to argue that it defines average, which would put it either before or after dick.
Sluggerino
the Maustah (master, but w/a HitchCOCK vibe)
Cumdelabra
Frank Sinatra
Throttle
Macho Bel Grande
Boy-VAY!
Corky
Boy Gorge (not George)
Cock-dee-Cock (only Arrested Development fans will get this one)
AmTrak
My Peninsula
Peeney
Mineshaft
LochNess
Sir Pent (a variation on serpent)
Lay-go
Liam Needsome
Fuckslave
Glad-he-ate-her (or Gladiator--a hetero cock)
A Sweetcock Named Desire (a Vivien-Leigh-lovin' gay cock)
Brando
Flint Beastwood
Pointdickster
Ungah Pungah
Stella Doro Breadstick
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.