Cock Tatts - If You Had To Have Only One, What Would You Get?

[1069369]

I’d probably just get my name on it.

 

[1345864]

INFLATE TO 45 PSI. Mind you, it'd probably have to be written in 4 point font and with narrow margins

 

[ronin001]

Not exactly my cup of tea; but for safety reasons. I would write something like

If you can read this then you are too close

From what I read about locker rooms and public urinals, it just seams appropriate

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I’ve always heard the 100$ bill tatt was popular on the d. Something about loving to blow money

 

[socalfreak]

Hmm....

Either:. "Caution! Choking hazard!"
Or...
"Property of (@Snarky_succubus real name)"

 

[giantguy23]

Elephant face and my cock is the trunk lol

 

[diver6]

 

[1224998]

There’s an old joke about a “MI” tattoo on a soft penis. But when it got hard the tattoo was actually “MISSISSIPPI”.

 

[Chanticleer]

I'd get permanent make up contouring on it to make it look it's best. Lol

 

[palakaorion]

Had to? Like, abducted, restrained at the tattoo shop, no release until my dick is inked? If I don't get inked they torture my family?

 

[SamMann75]

This came up one time and i said my wife would probably have me put her name on it, she laughed and said don't be too ambitious I'd have to settle for my initials.

 

[1069369]

There’s an old joke about a “MI” tattoo on a soft penis. But when it got hard the tattoo was actually “MISSISSIPPI”.

Yeah and also about the guy who proudly showed off his cock with his wife’s name on it Wendy with ‘W’ when it’s soft. Till he went to a nudist beach in Jamaica and saw another man with the same thing. He asked him if his wife is also called Wendy. To which the Jamaican replied “no mon, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.”

 

[SamMann75]

Yeah and also about the guy who proudly showed off his cock with his wife’s name on it Wendy with ‘W’ when it’s soft. Till he went to a nudist beach in Jamaica and saw another man with the same thing. He asked him if his wife is also called Wendy. To which the Jamaican replied “no mon, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.”

The athlete takes a girl back to his place for her to discover his cock tattoo says Aids, she gets all upset and he says just wait... I'm sponsored by Adidas

 

[autoballer]

I'd get little dick-abs on it like it was doing sit-ups and was buff...