Cock-tits Size Equivalence

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Not an exact science haha but ... if you were to match tits to cock size, what would your size equivalences look like? Of course overall penis volume, which takes into account length and girth, would provide a much more accurate measure of size and truer equivalence to cup size but lets just keep it simple and assume we're talking about the average 5-5.5 inch cock girth and match based off of length. Obviously, there's bell curves and standard deviations and averages and a whole lot of math that could be introduced for both genders based on available size data from across the world that would make this more scientific but we're just going off of our own large endowment owning perceptions here on this site. I think many would agree that perception-wise DD cups and 7-inch cocks are considered the gold standard minimums for "large" so my breakdown reflects and is anchored around that.

Here's my breakdown:
A cup/0-2.99 inches ... tiny
B cup/3-4.99 inches ... small
C cup/5-5.99 inches ... average
D cup/6-6.99 inches ... above average
DD cup/7-7.499 inches ... large
E cup/7.5-7.99 inches ... extra large
F cup/8-8.499 inches ... minimum requirements for true Size Queens and big tits fans
G cup/8.5-8.99 inches ... beyond porn size
H cup/9+ inches ... huge starts here
Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D

What do y'all think? And how would you break it down? As y'all can see Ive thought about this very long and hard...
 

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Not an exact science haha but ... if you were to match tits to cock size, what would your size equivalences look like? Of course overall penis volume, which takes into account length and girth, would provide a much more accurate measure of size and truer equivalence to cup size but lets just keep it simple and assume we're talking about the average 5-5.5 inch cock girth and match based off of length. Obviously, there's bell curves and standard deviations and averages and a whole lot of math that could be introduced for both genders based on available size data from across the world that would make this more scientific but we're just going off of our own large endowment owning perceptions here on this site. I think many would agree that perception-wise DD cups and 7-inch cocks are considered the gold standard minimums for "large" so my breakdown reflects and is anchored around that.

Here's my breakdown:
A cup/0-2.99 inches ... tiny
B cup/3-4.99 inches ... small
C cup/5-5.99 inches ... average
D cup/6-6.99 inches ... above average
DD cup/7-7.499 inches ... large
E cup/7.5-7.99 inches ... extra large
F cup/8-8.499 inches ... minimum requirements for true Size Queens and big tits fans
G cup/8.5-8.99 inches ... beyond porn size
H cup/9+ inches ... huge starts here
Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D

What do y'all think? And how would you break it down? As y'all can see Ive thought about this very long and hard...
I'm not sure if you truly understand just how huge F-Cups are
 

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Not an exact science haha but ... if you were to match tits to cock size, what would your size equivalences look like? Of course overall penis volume, which takes into account length and girth, would provide a much more accurate measure of size and truer equivalence to cup size but lets just keep it simple and assume we're talking about the average 5-5.5 inch cock girth and match based off of length. Obviously, there's bell curves and standard deviations and averages and a whole lot of math that could be introduced for both genders based on available size data from across the world that would make this more scientific but we're just going off of our own large endowment owning perceptions here on this site. I think many would agree that perception-wise DD cups and 7-inch cocks are considered the gold standard minimums for "large" so my breakdown reflects and is anchored around that.

Here's my breakdown:
A cup/0-2.99 inches ... tiny
B cup/3-4.99 inches ... small
C cup/5-5.99 inches ... average
D cup/6-6.99 inches ... above average
DD cup/7-7.499 inches ... large
E cup/7.5-7.99 inches ... extra large
F cup/8-8.499 inches ... minimum requirements for true Size Queens and big tits fans
G cup/8.5-8.99 inches ... beyond porn size
H cup/9+ inches ... huge starts here
Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D

What do y'all think? And how would you break it down? As y'all can see Ive thought about this very long and hard...
B cup is the gold standard
 
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I think the distribution of cock sizes is pretty symmetrical whereas the graph of boob sizes bulges at the bottom and has a long tail at the top. By which I mean, you see a lot more tiny tits than very small penises, then at the other end there could be maybe 8 or 9 different cup sizes between 2 women who were both considered very big, whilst the biggest cocks drop off rapidly in the space of an inch or two

I've often wondered which is more messed up, perceptions of cock size or perceptions of boob size...
 
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Not an exact science haha but ... if you were to match tits to cock size, what would your size equivalences look like? Of course overall penis volume, which takes into account length and girth, would provide a much more accurate measure of size and truer equivalence to cup size but lets just keep it simple and assume we're talking about the average 5-5.5 inch cock girth and match based off of length. Obviously, there's bell curves and standard deviations and averages and a whole lot of math that could be introduced for both genders based on available size data from across the world that would make this more scientific but we're just going off of our own large endowment owning perceptions here on this site. I think many would agree that perception-wise DD cups and 7-inch cocks are considered the gold standard minimums for "large" so my breakdown reflects and is anchored around that.

Here's my breakdown:
A cup/0-2.99 inches ... tiny
B cup/3-4.99 inches ... small
C cup/5-5.99 inches ... average
D cup/6-6.99 inches ... above average
DD cup/7-7.499 inches ... large
E cup/7.5-7.99 inches ... extra large
F cup/8-8.499 inches ... minimum requirements for true Size Queens and big tits fans
G cup/8.5-8.99 inches ... beyond porn size
H cup/9+ inches ... huge starts here
Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D

What do y'all think? And how would you break it down? As y'all can see Ive thought about this very long and hard...

Well as this scale goes up by 1 inch of length per cup size, with A-cup being up to 3" of dick equivalence, you must believe there are enough 18 inchers to justify commercial products marketed for them.

Aviana Softcup Embroidered Minimizer
https://www.simplybe.com/en-us/intimates/bras/c/2000300/f/braCupSize--P

Then there are women that go well beyond, requiring custom sewn lingerie, so by this silly logic there must be some guys who tuck it into their jack boots when they go out.
 

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Well as this scale goes up by 1 inch of length per cup size, with A-cup being up to 3" of dick equivalence, you must believe there are enough 18 inchers to justify commercial products marketed for them.

Aviana Softcup Embroidered Minimizer
https://www.simplybe.com/en-us/intimates/bras/c/2000300/f/braCupSize--P

Then there are women that go well beyond, requiring custom sewn lingerie, so by this silly logic there must be some guys who tuck it into their jack boots when they go out.

"Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D"

I think we would all agree that ~ 99 percent of men are 9 inches or under and women H cup or under.
 

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"Beyond this the quantum physics begins to break down : D"

I think we would all agree that ~ 99 percent of men are 9 inches or under and women H cup or under.

I think bigger than H cup is a lot more common than 9 inches and bigger... and a lot more common than 1% - although your sizing system seems to straddle 2 different continents so it’s hard to say for sure (the 9th size up - since you have a DD separate from E but no double letters after that - is an I in the US and a G in the UK and elsewhere).
I don’t mean to be snarky... I actually quite like the idea of measuring cocks in cup sizes :emoji_grinning: except that the distribution is different, and people’s ideas about both boob size and cock size seem to be way off...

Perhaps I should draw some graphs
 

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I think bigger than H cup is a lot more common than 9 inches and bigger... and a lot more common than 1% - although your sizing system seems to straddle 2 different continents so it’s hard to say for sure (the 9th size up - since you have a DD separate from E but no double letters after that - is an I in the US and a G in the UK and elsewhere).
I don’t mean to be snarky... I actually quite like the idea of measuring cocks in cup sizes :emoji_grinning: except that the distribution is different, and people’s ideas about both boob size and cock size seem to be way off...

Perhaps I should draw some graphs

I went with US cup sizes from A to H. According to the chart and brands I looked at, other than DD US cup sizes don't go into FF, GG, HH like UK sizes. As I said whether it's 1 percent or 5 percent, the vast majority of men and women fall below those thresholds and beyond that as I said the math gets murkier as you have a lot of outliers. This is meant as more of a fun exercise in surveying the wide range of perceptions of size and equivalence on this site than it is an empirically verifiable argument. I think the array of opinions would tell us a lot about how we see ourselves and the opposite sex. But if you want to draw charts go for it : D This is all about discussion.
 
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At the risk of bumping this idiotic thread, you have no idea how bra sizes work. A ‘AA’ cup is smaller than an ‘A’ cup. A ‘DDD’ an ‘E’ and an ‘F’ are all essentially the same size - it depends on the manufacturer on which size they stock.
 

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At the risk of bumping this idiotic thread, you have no idea how bra sizes work. A ‘AA’ cup is smaller than an ‘A’ cup. A ‘DDD’ an ‘E’ and an ‘F’ are all essentially the same size - it depends on the manufacturer on which size they stock.

Aww thanks, LaFemme. Yes we are aware.
 
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