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Unfortunately for some, the UK censors won't allow any tackle pointing more than 45 degrees up. Channel 4 used to be known for pushing the boundaries though!

Did anyone catch the BBC 3 doc on circumcision? Very informative :eek:
 

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For the Giant, just google "Cerne Abbas" and you won't have to dick around with that video. Some interesting historical reconstructions have been done on him, partially explaining how he got that way. When I saw him years ago he wasn't exactly hidden, but nobody mentioned him either. I recognized the name of the town on a road map and just drove around until I saw him on a hillside. Then I had to ask a pair of country yeomen who were lounging about a pasture how to get up there - there were no "this way to the big chalk figure" signs or anything useful like that.

Very interesting bit of antiquity.
 

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Rikter8 said:
Agreed,

Rip it to either an AVI or MPEG 2.

We can convert it with Windows Media Encoder to crunch it down as needed.
If you want me to help with this, PVT me.

C

Thanks for volunteering - keep us posted on this!
 

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Yeomen, short form of an obsolete honorific, much better than calling them "layabout bumpkins" or "rustic ne'r-do-wells", for which I would undoubtedly catch a ration of shit as well.

A yeoman is "the common man" or a freeholder. Could also mean a retainer or servant.
 
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rawbone8 said:
yeah, weren't yeomen archers? ...

No archer ever lived that could speed a gray goose shaft with such skill and cunning as his, nor were there ever such yeomen as the sevenscore merry men that roamed with him through the greenwood shades.

The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle



Despite the quote above, Yeomen need not be archers (and "shaft" can be construed to mean other things besides an arrow...).

Yeomen can be one of various things:

1) Attendants to a royal household;
2) A naval officer performing clerical duties;
3) A farmer who owns his land ;
4) A very loyal servant.

Contrary to what was said above about 750 years, the Yoemen of the Guard still exists in England, as a ceremonial millitary corps and warders of the Tower of London (admittedly now a tourist attraction).
 

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Actually, we do have Yeoman, it just depends on the definition of the word. Nowadays there are Yeoman/Yeomand guard.
 

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redkoba said:
There have been various posts on the site from programme makers about a big cock programme in the UK. It looks like this is finally about to show:
[...]

Ok, I also have a suggestion.

I'm in the UK, on digital cable and I have a networked Tivo and several Mac computers.

This lets me record television programs on my Tivo (in high quality, UK PAL, albeit non-HDTV resolution), then take the raw files from the Tivo to the Mac.

There I can remove adverts, neaten it up and dump it out to most any decent format. No offence but Windows Media is a pile of cr@p, IMHO. I was going to save this programs as the new H264 variant of MPEG4. It'll play on Windows Media Player, Quicktime, RealPlayer, iPod, etc and shouldn't be enormous, so easy to download.

I'm already set to record two of these programs, (not Bobbit thanks), I can make video files out of them and stick them somewhere useful on a bit-torrent site.

If you really want it as a different format to MPEG4, then give suggestions. I have a lot of video software and should be able to manage something else. I even (whispers) have a PeeCee.

Also, any suggestions for the BitTorrent site you would want it placed on?

I aim to please ... bear in mind this would take a day or so to process and place on the net *grin*

cheers, Gav.
 

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Jamtart said:
Ok, I also have a suggestion.

I'm in the UK, on digital cable and I have a networked Tivo and several Mac computers.

This lets me record television programs on my Tivo (in high quality, UK PAL, albeit non-HDTV resolution), then take the raw files from the Tivo to the Mac.

There I can remove adverts, neaten it up and dump it out to most any decent format. No offence but Windows Media is a pile of cr@p, IMHO. I was going to save this programs as the new H264 variant of MPEG4. It'll play on Windows Media Player, Quicktime, RealPlayer, iPod, etc and shouldn't be enormous, so easy to download.

I'm already set to record two of these programs, (not Bobbit thanks), I can make video files out of them and stick them somewhere useful on a bit-torrent site.

If you really want it as a different format to MPEG4, then give suggestions. I have a lot of video software and should be able to manage something else. I even (whispers) have a PeeCee.

Also, any suggestions for the BitTorrent site you would want it placed on?

I aim to please ... bear in mind this would take a day or so to process and place on the net *grin*

cheers, Gav.

This is a very generous offer, and I know many of us here are thankful for your efforts!
 

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Before we get too excited about this, the guy featured in "The world's biggest penis" programme is Jonah Falcon, whose penis is unlikely to be the 13.5" he claims.
 

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jonadkins said:
Before we get too excited about this, the guy featured in "The world's biggest penis" programme is Jonah Falcon, whose penis is unlikely to be the 13.5" he claims.

I have chatted with Jonah in the past, and he is more than a bit of s whiney self serving little prat(term usage in honour of our English friends, as is the spelling of honour:biggrin1: ). Look at it this way----we can at least have fun making fun of him after seeing it .:biggrin1:

sings "Always look on the briiight side of life whistles"
 

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That would be cool if you could rip it. I might watch it...I would tape it myself but my VCR has no remote and the VCR is stuck on SP and the cassette is on LP lol. My tapes of Quantum Leap are unplayable :(
 

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Folks,

As promised, i've transcoded the documentary shown recently on UK's Channel Four, 'The Perfect Penis' and uploaded it to a reliable bit torrent site.

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/penis_envy/

The penis is the organ most central to a man's sense of self, and the quest for penile perfection has driven some men to extraordinary lengths. This programme meets the Russian surgeons who chopped off a man's penis and re-grew it on his arm, the man whose penis has real pulling power, and the man for whom too big is just not big enough.

Video: MPEG-4, 784x576pixels, 25fps, 1200 kbit/s
Audio: AAC improved (music), Stereo, 44.1KHz, 128kbit/s.
Total size: 492.8Mb.
Duration: 46:36.01

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You'll find it at www.gay-torrents.net, as 'The_perfect_penis.mp4', in the torrents, documentary section. You'll have to register on that site to access the file, but it's free.

If this doesn't suit, and someone else would like to volunteer to host the file, no problems. If a volunteer would like to PM with details, that's cool. I'll happily upload it to them.

Please note that i'm NOT going to ftp it to everyone that just asks for it, you'd have to be willing to host it for other people to download from, if www.gay-torrents.net doesn't suit.

I'll also be putting tonight's "The World's Biggest Penis' program, online in the next few days.

cheers, Gavin.
 

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Gavin, thanks for uploading the torrent. I will make a note to download it when I get home.

I frequent Gay Torrents--not as much MuscleBear stuff as I guy would like, butit is a great site.