cock weight

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  1. sean_matthews7

    sean_matthews7 New Member

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    just curious but has anybody here ever tried to weigh there cock. curious to see how heavy some of the really big ones can get.
     
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    Never tried, not even sure how one could do it.
     
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    maybe standing in front of a table scale and just laying the penis on it ???????
     
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    YOu could cut it off, and then put it on a scale. Besure and wrap the cut end, so all the blood doesn't spill out... and don't cheat by cutting off your balls too.
     
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    It took and extra $1.50 at the post office for "over size". It's on the way to Des Moines.
     
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    this is bad advice
    I would not do this
     
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    You would advise cutting the balls off too?
    Some people are so obsessed with numbers. :rolleyes:
    I say keep your balls, they really don't count as penis weight anyways.
     
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    No, what you do is stand on some scales and weigh yourself - THEN cut it off. And take the difference between the two weights.
    ;)
     
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    Pure genius. You make weighing your own penis easy.

    Of course, everyone should already know the lightest thing n the world is a penis......
     
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    Tha'ts one postal scale that I don't want to have to use afterwards.
     
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    well, do you mean erected, or unerected?
    mine is standing all the way up, so it does not weight anything, when hard!

    maybe the ones with a downwardcurve have all the luck! ;)
     
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    funny true story... my dad used to drive school bus which required him getting checked out by the doc every year..while waiting in the doctors exam room in his paper gown..he and my step mom who came with to the appointment tried weighing his dick..my dad packed a big one.. they first weighed my dad on the scale then he got on the scale again this time with my step mom holding his dick.. then they subtracted the difference in weight...at that point the doctor an his nurse walked in on them...Busted big time!!! never heard what it weighed though
     
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    I think kracker's parents had the right idea, but it would probably be difficult to ever get an accurate weight of an erect dick. The flaccid one does not have as much blood in it of course and so might not weigh all that much... both will still be supported by the body to some degree... but if a penis is really stiff and erect, it probably isn't going to lie easily on the scale...
     
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    I have heard of girls weighting thier boobs
     
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    All I can say is that my doctor said my penis erections hangs 85% downward due to the reason of size and weight of the amount of blood it takes. Generally, most larger dicks will not stand straight out as an average or maybe smaller penis.
    I generally have to lift my penis up for peneration.:redface:
     
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