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I've been with many women with cold cunts. But then again, I am a necrophiliac...
Diving in cold water = cold cunt.
Solution = peeing in your wet suit. Mmmmmmm toasty!:biggrin1::wink:
Dragon, your posts always make me laugh :biggrin1:
I've heard a similar expression about Margaret Thatcher.I'm awful, I know; but every time I see this title, I'm forcibly reminded of an expression I'd heard long ago, and still use the couple weeks during the Chicago winters when the temperature drops below zero.
Colder than a Frigid woman with an ice cube shoved up her cooch.
/Yes, flame on.....
Maybe that glass dildo needs to go in the refrigerator...Skirt no pants + cold windy Irish day = cold labia majora, yes.
I love ice cubes and cold glass toys. I even like a cold speculum.
I discovered quite recently, when doc ran the sterile speculum under the hot tap because he thought it'd be too cold for me (because liking cold things up my chuff is not something I have shared with my GP) that I could also enjoy hot things (within reason) up there. (btw, I tried very hard not to enjoy that, but experimented when I got home, in case anyone thinks I'm a total perv... what? whaddya mean 'too late'??)
Yes - that too. Again - enjoyable. :redface:
I love ice cubes and cold glass toys. I even like a cold speculum.
I discovered quite recently, when doc ran the sterile speculum under the hot tap because he thought it'd be too cold for me (because liking cold things up my chuff is not something I have shared with my GP) that I could also enjoy hot things (within reason) up there. (btw, I tried very hard not to enjoy that, but experimented when I got home, in case anyone thinks I'm a total perv... what? whaddya mean 'too late'??)
Yes - that too. Again - enjoyable. :redface:
how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?![]()
how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?![]()
how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?![]()