Cold play. Could we all please....

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  1. HamYai

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    Stop buying their records and stuff.

    They are shite personified.

    Despite Chiris who married that bird from Sliding Doors and also brought Apple into the world being a probably nice geezer, his music is crap to the n'th degree.

    Please.

    Can everyone not listen to it (let alone buy it)?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I listen to one of there songs once and that was enough. It had such a bad effect on me i had to put on Philip Glass and go lay down.
     
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    Im sure many people here could start threads shitting on acts YOU love. Whats the point? If u dont like them, dont listen! Simple as.
    Geeez, some of the threads lately are just fucking ridiculous.

    I dont buy their cds but I am partial to the odd single - just for the record.
     
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    I fucking loathe coldplay.


    they are horrid.

    i always wondered what would happen if Rick from "The Young Ones" TV Show
    http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~culttv/rikpic.jpg

    stole RUN-DMC's clothing

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/creyesis/rundmc.jpg

    and started a band...

    now i know

    he is Chris Martin

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/39036672_e1d98beb99.jpg?v=0
    http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/06/02/27/coldplay.jpg

    and the band is Coldplay.

    they fucking suck

    god, how low has music fallen?

    http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2008/01/02/coldplay460.jpg
     
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    Thank god I'm not alone.:biggrin1:
     
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    Well they got you to write all that so they must be making some impact on you! The sign of an important band Id say.
     
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    I guess they are becoming the British equivalent of Creed.
     
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    you have done the worst thing possible...

    you have released the floodgates on my Coldplay hatred.

    when that happens, i cannot stop.

    I hate Chris Martin, he is a sanctimonious, hypocritical prick, desperately trying to convince everyone that his band is the next U2...or Radiohead, or Kraftwerk or Aha.

    god i hate him.

    it's as someone said a couple of years ago about Coldplay

    "That's not music, that's the sound of young suburban couples losing the will to live."
     
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    Air Supply and the Spice Girls got me to write that too.

    so did NSync and the BAckstreet Boys.
     
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    LOL...indeed :biggrin1:
     
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    Coldplay is okay as far as I'm concerned. Nothing wrong with hating him either. He's just a musician. Big deal. No one said it was easy....
     
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    Oh yeah, he's a them.
     
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    We're on the same wavelength as far as this is concened.

    He sang a song.

    Got voted "Best New Act"
    And suddenly thought he was Bono (who's also a prick and a hypocrite, incidentally though I do love some of his music).

    Cold Play are shite.

    Even worse than Simple Minds and let's face it, it would take a degrre of effort to be worse than them.

    Cold-Play have accomplished it.

    Time to fuck off and die (please) Chris & Co.

    Enuf is enuf.
     
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    Why fuck off & die when your latest cd is about to hit number 1 in about 50 countries? Boy, that must irk you!
     
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    I agree. I hate U2 and Bono. I liked "One" it was a good song. But they are the most self-important group ever.

    and now Chris MArtin is running the Bono playbook to a T.


    all his comments, about "Shareholders are evil"...etc. yes, old ladies who are retired pensioners who are just trying to get by are evil...and i am sure all his money is sitting in a jar in his kitchen, and not invested in hedge funds and private equity firms to keep growing his fortune.

    "we don't care about awards" and then scurrying up to the podium pumping his fist to receive the Mastercard album of the year award.

    what a prick.


    Yellow was a decent song...everything since has sounded like a bad version of it though.
     
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    JLo's CD's hit number 1 as well :biggrin1::wink:

    not much of a musical accomplishment these days.
     
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    Coldplay: Yellow

    Look at the stars,
    Look how they shine for you,
    And everything you do,
    Yeah, they were all yellow.
    I came along,
    I wrote a song for you,
    And all the things you do,
    And it was called yellow.
    So then I took my turn,
    Oh what a thing to have done,
    And it was all yellow.
    Your skin
    Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
    Turn into something beautiful,
    You know, you know I love you so,
    You know I love you so.
    I swam across,
    I jumped across for you,
    Oh what a thing to do.
    Cos you were all yellow,
    I drew a line,
    I drew a line for you,
    Oh what a thing to do,
    And it was all yellow.
    Your skin,
    Oh yeah your skin and bones,
    Turn into something beautiful,
    And you know for you,
    Id bleed myself dry for you,
    Id bleed myself dry.
    Its true, look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine.
    Look at the stars,
    Look how they shine for you,
    And all the things that you do.
     
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    Yellow reminds me of a piss song.

    Clocks was a hit in the US. I thought it was a good song.
     
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