clownboots19: Okay, if you have not read the first post ("College Dorm Life") you probably should, just to get a little background information on what's goin' on. After some persistence by RoysToy, I will let you know I am "Alan" portrayed in the "College Dorm Life" story. That's some fine detective work RoysToy. The reason I say my name is qoute, unqoute Alan is because that is not my real name. For privacy reasons from here on out, I will use fake names instead of real ones when referring to people.
After receiving much interest from my first "College Dorm Life" post, I have decided I will attempt to try something new and revolutionary on this site. You see, that post from my "College Dorm Life" is true, but it is only part of the crazy things I experience and the fun I have as a freshman living in a college dorm with a bunch of other crazy guys I now call friends. I am going to give you a week by week account of my college dorm life. Each week, probably the beginning of the week, I will post on the stories section right here and tell you what happened the past week in my life. It is sure to be interesting, and at some points outrageous.
First, let me tell you the dorm building layout, the main people I will be talking about, and also let me give you a physical description of what they look like.
The dorm building is actually three floors. The basement level is the shower area and living room. The second floor guys pretty much stick to themselves, so if I mention them I will explain it in the post. Me and my buddies are on the first floor.
Mike the RA (Resident Assistant/Asshole) is in a room by himself across from my room. He looks like he is straight out of Leave it to Beaver land. He is 5'10, stocky build, probably 200 something, a little chunky, short, dark hair, parted to the side, an annoying laugh, and an annoying ass girlfriend who has the whiniest, high pitch voice I have ever heard. Mike the RA is an asshole, and I am not very fond of him. His major is Firefighting Technology or something like that. His minor is anal sphinctorology (just kidding).
In my room is me (Alan, my pic is posted on this website if you wanna see what I look like), Eric and Mike (not the asshole RA). Eric and I have bunkbeds. I sleep on top. Mike sleeps across the room in a single bed. Eric has a slutty, pasty white, flat chested girlfriend. Eric is very good looking, played high school football, he is not hairy, has a stocky build, has short blonde hair, blue eyes, is about 5'10, and has anger issues. He is also crazy. His limp penis is 3 1/4 inches long, and average width. His erect penis is about 6 inches long and average width. He is going to college for some sort of construction or lanscaping shit.
Mike is also very good looking, 6'3, skinny, plays for the college basketball team (he has a typical basketball player's build) and is going to college for Culinary Arts. He has to wear this damn goofy white chef uniform to class and it is soooo funny. We tease him so bad about this. Mike has short to medium length brown hair, parted to the side, and is a little hairy. Mike is funny. He is a little selfish, but fits in pretty well in different environments and is usually fun to be around. Mike has a girlfriend but doesn't appear to be faithful. I do know when he blows his load on her chest he likes her to rub his cum on her tits. I had never heard that one before. Mike's penis is 3 1/2 inches long limp and is about 7 inches long erect, average width.
Joe and Justin stay in the room next to me, Eric, and Mike. Joe and Justin stay in single beds. Joe is about 5'09, skinny, smells funny, has brown hair parted to the side, is sort of shy and a loner. He has a fat, nasty girlfriend who lives out of state. Lucikly, Joe has a top of the line computer in his room which he lets Justin use, and in turn, we all use while Joe is gone. Joe is average looking, and I have never seen his penis or even been real close to seeing it. He seems to shower at wierd times late at night when no on else will possibly be in there (we have open showers). He keeps everything locked up, has a large hunting knife in one of his locked up dresser drawers, and seems to be a bit, shall we say, paranoid. The only indication I have of Joe's penis size is based on a conversation me, him, and Justin had in there room where I showed them my penis through my windpants bragging, and Joe stared and then asked me if it was really my penis or was I using my hand and fingers to make a pretend penis in my windpants. After I delivered the appropriate proof, Joe made a comment to the effect of he doesn't have a monster penis like me. He then proceeded to show me with is hands how big his erection was. I would say based on his hand estimate, it is 5-6 inches, tops. No clue about his limp penis size, but I would estimate it to be average at the best. Justin (Joe's roomate) is 5'10, maybe 5'11. He has short brown hair, works out everyday, is very good looking in the face, has a muscular, cut tan body, and has no problems getting girls. He does have a girlfriend, she is annoying and clingy. Not to mention her hair style makes it look like she stuck her finger in an electric socket. Justin's parents have a lot of money from an accident his dad was in when he worked for the government (even to this day Justin himself is not allowed to know what his dad did for the government). Justin is in a general studies program right now. He plans to transfer to business next year. Justin is funny, outgoing, the life of the party, and would do anything for a friend. He is also a pretty tough guy too. His only downfall is a short temper, though it's usually not with his friends. His penis is 2 inches limp, average width. His penis grows to 6 3/4 inches when erect, and is fairly thick. Definitely a grower.
John and Wes live in the room across from me, Eric, and Mike (the room next to Mike the RA, to our left). John is short, about 5'4, very good looking, jet black hair, and a thin, tan, muscular, cut build. John works out regularly. He also spends just as much time partying. He is in the business program and I don't know how he is passing. John is not the brightest bulb if you know what I mean. He is sort of a goof. A goof with a large penis. He is pretty uninhibited, and outgoing. Pretty wild. He is naked or in various states of undress a lot. He has even taken to wearing thong underwear sometimes. After he showers and comes back up from the shower to his room, sometimes he has a towel around his waste, and sometimes he just has the towel in his hands letting everyone see him naked who walks by. John's penis size is about 6 or so inches limp, and very thick, and is close to about 9 inches erect and very thick. His penis looks even more impressive on him due to his slim, cut, short frame. What makes this even better is the fact that his roomate, Wes, is the total opposite. Wes is shy, quiet around people he doesn't know, sort of a private person, and doesn't appear to be very comfortable with nudity. Wes appears to be pretty sheltered and naive, although he has been broken of it for the most part. Wes is very average looking, a little pudgy, sorta short (5'6), has short black hair, wears glasses, and is a real smartass once you get to know him. He loves to kid around and do things to piss you off so that you get to beat him down a little. Wes is the group bitch. He gets beat (all in good fun) and usually loves to instigate trouble. I have never seen Wes' penis in the shower but I have seen it in our room a few times. We stripped him down naked one time against his will and took his clothes from him (he started it). One time after doing that we threw him outside of the dorm building. Since our dorm entrance/exit doors automatically lock when closed, he was locked out, and only someone inside or someone outside with a key could let him in. After a minute of public nudity we let him in. Those are the only times I have seen him naked, but his penis is the smallest of everyone's. He is about 1 1/4- 1 1/2 inches limp and thin in width. I have never seen his erection, but I would imagine it is not big at all. I would say low average at best.
So far this year, since getting to know each other and becoming completely confortable with each other, we have spent quality time together, and also done a lot of things we wouldn't write home about. Let's see, this year already we have
shot each other with fire extinguishers (I call it fire extinguisher wars), jumped up and down on our beds like 5 year olds, pantsed each other, streaked naked, flashed our dicks to each other routinely, measured and compared our dicks with each other, mooned random people, jerked off in front of each other, had sex in front of each other with our girlfriends, played a gazillion hours of Playstation 2, watched a porno every Thursday night (we call it Porn night), drank beer, beat each other up, made a snow figure of a penis and balls on a guy's car in a parking lot of the college after it snowed, threw handfulls of pennies down the hallway at 3 in the morning to wake up Mike the RA, and then ran to our rooms, turned off the lights, and jumped in bed like little kids waiting to see if Mike the RA would wake up and yell at us. Let's see, we always take each other's clothes and towels so the guy showering has to go back upstairs to his room naked. Then there was the time I gave into a dare and put Icy Hot on my balls (ouch!
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That describes everyone on the first floor. I have some interesting friends and a crazy life. I hope you will enjoy me sharing it with you...As always I look forward to comments, suggestions, questions, and other types of feedback.
After receiving much interest from my first "College Dorm Life" post, I have decided I will attempt to try something new and revolutionary on this site. You see, that post from my "College Dorm Life" is true, but it is only part of the crazy things I experience and the fun I have as a freshman living in a college dorm with a bunch of other crazy guys I now call friends. I am going to give you a week by week account of my college dorm life. Each week, probably the beginning of the week, I will post on the stories section right here and tell you what happened the past week in my life. It is sure to be interesting, and at some points outrageous.
First, let me tell you the dorm building layout, the main people I will be talking about, and also let me give you a physical description of what they look like.
The dorm building is actually three floors. The basement level is the shower area and living room. The second floor guys pretty much stick to themselves, so if I mention them I will explain it in the post. Me and my buddies are on the first floor.
Mike the RA (Resident Assistant/Asshole) is in a room by himself across from my room. He looks like he is straight out of Leave it to Beaver land. He is 5'10, stocky build, probably 200 something, a little chunky, short, dark hair, parted to the side, an annoying laugh, and an annoying ass girlfriend who has the whiniest, high pitch voice I have ever heard. Mike the RA is an asshole, and I am not very fond of him. His major is Firefighting Technology or something like that. His minor is anal sphinctorology (just kidding).
In my room is me (Alan, my pic is posted on this website if you wanna see what I look like), Eric and Mike (not the asshole RA). Eric and I have bunkbeds. I sleep on top. Mike sleeps across the room in a single bed. Eric has a slutty, pasty white, flat chested girlfriend. Eric is very good looking, played high school football, he is not hairy, has a stocky build, has short blonde hair, blue eyes, is about 5'10, and has anger issues. He is also crazy. His limp penis is 3 1/4 inches long, and average width. His erect penis is about 6 inches long and average width. He is going to college for some sort of construction or lanscaping shit.
Mike is also very good looking, 6'3, skinny, plays for the college basketball team (he has a typical basketball player's build) and is going to college for Culinary Arts. He has to wear this damn goofy white chef uniform to class and it is soooo funny. We tease him so bad about this. Mike has short to medium length brown hair, parted to the side, and is a little hairy. Mike is funny. He is a little selfish, but fits in pretty well in different environments and is usually fun to be around. Mike has a girlfriend but doesn't appear to be faithful. I do know when he blows his load on her chest he likes her to rub his cum on her tits. I had never heard that one before. Mike's penis is 3 1/2 inches long limp and is about 7 inches long erect, average width.
Joe and Justin stay in the room next to me, Eric, and Mike. Joe and Justin stay in single beds. Joe is about 5'09, skinny, smells funny, has brown hair parted to the side, is sort of shy and a loner. He has a fat, nasty girlfriend who lives out of state. Lucikly, Joe has a top of the line computer in his room which he lets Justin use, and in turn, we all use while Joe is gone. Joe is average looking, and I have never seen his penis or even been real close to seeing it. He seems to shower at wierd times late at night when no on else will possibly be in there (we have open showers). He keeps everything locked up, has a large hunting knife in one of his locked up dresser drawers, and seems to be a bit, shall we say, paranoid. The only indication I have of Joe's penis size is based on a conversation me, him, and Justin had in there room where I showed them my penis through my windpants bragging, and Joe stared and then asked me if it was really my penis or was I using my hand and fingers to make a pretend penis in my windpants. After I delivered the appropriate proof, Joe made a comment to the effect of he doesn't have a monster penis like me. He then proceeded to show me with is hands how big his erection was. I would say based on his hand estimate, it is 5-6 inches, tops. No clue about his limp penis size, but I would estimate it to be average at the best. Justin (Joe's roomate) is 5'10, maybe 5'11. He has short brown hair, works out everyday, is very good looking in the face, has a muscular, cut tan body, and has no problems getting girls. He does have a girlfriend, she is annoying and clingy. Not to mention her hair style makes it look like she stuck her finger in an electric socket. Justin's parents have a lot of money from an accident his dad was in when he worked for the government (even to this day Justin himself is not allowed to know what his dad did for the government). Justin is in a general studies program right now. He plans to transfer to business next year. Justin is funny, outgoing, the life of the party, and would do anything for a friend. He is also a pretty tough guy too. His only downfall is a short temper, though it's usually not with his friends. His penis is 2 inches limp, average width. His penis grows to 6 3/4 inches when erect, and is fairly thick. Definitely a grower.
John and Wes live in the room across from me, Eric, and Mike (the room next to Mike the RA, to our left). John is short, about 5'4, very good looking, jet black hair, and a thin, tan, muscular, cut build. John works out regularly. He also spends just as much time partying. He is in the business program and I don't know how he is passing. John is not the brightest bulb if you know what I mean. He is sort of a goof. A goof with a large penis. He is pretty uninhibited, and outgoing. Pretty wild. He is naked or in various states of undress a lot. He has even taken to wearing thong underwear sometimes. After he showers and comes back up from the shower to his room, sometimes he has a towel around his waste, and sometimes he just has the towel in his hands letting everyone see him naked who walks by. John's penis size is about 6 or so inches limp, and very thick, and is close to about 9 inches erect and very thick. His penis looks even more impressive on him due to his slim, cut, short frame. What makes this even better is the fact that his roomate, Wes, is the total opposite. Wes is shy, quiet around people he doesn't know, sort of a private person, and doesn't appear to be very comfortable with nudity. Wes appears to be pretty sheltered and naive, although he has been broken of it for the most part. Wes is very average looking, a little pudgy, sorta short (5'6), has short black hair, wears glasses, and is a real smartass once you get to know him. He loves to kid around and do things to piss you off so that you get to beat him down a little. Wes is the group bitch. He gets beat (all in good fun) and usually loves to instigate trouble. I have never seen Wes' penis in the shower but I have seen it in our room a few times. We stripped him down naked one time against his will and took his clothes from him (he started it). One time after doing that we threw him outside of the dorm building. Since our dorm entrance/exit doors automatically lock when closed, he was locked out, and only someone inside or someone outside with a key could let him in. After a minute of public nudity we let him in. Those are the only times I have seen him naked, but his penis is the smallest of everyone's. He is about 1 1/4- 1 1/2 inches limp and thin in width. I have never seen his erection, but I would imagine it is not big at all. I would say low average at best.
So far this year, since getting to know each other and becoming completely confortable with each other, we have spent quality time together, and also done a lot of things we wouldn't write home about. Let's see, this year already we have
shot each other with fire extinguishers (I call it fire extinguisher wars), jumped up and down on our beds like 5 year olds, pantsed each other, streaked naked, flashed our dicks to each other routinely, measured and compared our dicks with each other, mooned random people, jerked off in front of each other, had sex in front of each other with our girlfriends, played a gazillion hours of Playstation 2, watched a porno every Thursday night (we call it Porn night), drank beer, beat each other up, made a snow figure of a penis and balls on a guy's car in a parking lot of the college after it snowed, threw handfulls of pennies down the hallway at 3 in the morning to wake up Mike the RA, and then ran to our rooms, turned off the lights, and jumped in bed like little kids waiting to see if Mike the RA would wake up and yell at us. Let's see, we always take each other's clothes and towels so the guy showering has to go back upstairs to his room naked. Then there was the time I gave into a dare and put Icy Hot on my balls (ouch!
.That describes everyone on the first floor. I have some interesting friends and a crazy life. I hope you will enjoy me sharing it with you...As always I look forward to comments, suggestions, questions, and other types of feedback.
