College Life - Porn version Vs. Real World

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  1. jakeatolla

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    If College-Themed XXX Were Real

    Situation One: The Naughty Student Cindi, an attractive student with a large rack, walks up to the desk of her professor.

    XXX:
    Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?
    Professor: Some students do extra credit work.
    Cindi: (has sex with him)

    Reality:
    Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?
    Professor: Some students do extra credit work.
    Cindi: Like what?
    Professor: A seven-to ten-page report about the economic principles behind trade rules in a Micronesian country of your choosing.
    Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course.

    Situation Two: The Hot Teacher

    Paul, a student in his late twenties, walks up to the desk of his teacher, Professor Mandy, who has enormous breasts.

    XXX:
    Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?
    Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.
    Paul: How?
    Professor Mandy: (fellates Paul)

    Reality:
    Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?
    Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.
    Paul: How?
    Professor Mandy: A series of tests based on the material covered in this course.
    Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead?
    Professor Mandy: (sues Paul)

    Situation Three: The Sorority

    Between two and a half-dozen attractive coeds sit on a large bed, in nighties which barely contain their ample bosoms.

    XXX:
    Head Sorority Girl: Let's have a naked pillowfight!
    Assistant Head Sorority Girl: And practice kissing!
    Sorority Girls: (begin doing those things)

    Reality:
    I kind of assume this is what actually happens in sororities.

    Situation Four: The Curious Freshman

    A very attractive freshman girl named Candi sits on a bed with her boyfriend, Brett. Did I mention that Candi has boobs the size of overripe grapefruit? She does.

    XXX:
    Brett: Let's try anal sex.
    Candi: Okay.

    Reality:
    Brett: Let's try anal sex.
    Candi: No.

    Situation Five: The Janitor

    A strangely-muscular janitor knocks on the door of Bambi, a girl whose low-cut shirt reveals a veritable explosion of cleavage.

    XXX:
    Janitor: Do those pipes need cleaning?
    Bambi: (apparently this is all the pillow talk she needs to have all kinds of sex with him)

    Reality:
    Janitor: Perhaps I should have stayed in school.
    Bambi: I can see how you could be disappointed with your station in life.
     
  2. LookingCurious

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    lol..brilliant. And so true.
     
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