College Life & The Penis

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    HotRodRich69: Haha, well i've been @ college for 1month and 2days and it's been great! I kno it;s been a long time since i've posted, but i''m back. Last weekend i got drunk and ended up walking down the street bottomless so ever since whenever i go to my friend's room. They're always like take it out haha, and like all of them are like worshiping my 8" cock. They call me big dick haha well my name is Richard but u kno why. IT;s all good i love the attention. The even videotaped me doing my "dick trick" haha laidhers all
     
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    H8Monga: The true meaning of college! ;D man I miss those days :( Treasure them!
     
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    And of course you appreciate your parents' hard work and sacrifices to make all this possible.

    Pecker

    (Money talks but all mine ever says is 'goodbye'.)
     
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    Donk: Glad you're having fun. And good luck with that Freshman English class.
     
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    Krowax: I'm glad pretty much anyone can go to the university here in sweden, no matter how much/little money ya have. /krowax hugs sweden
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: Hmmm...my college life is nothing like this.

    [consults prospectus]

    Rats.
     
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    Hmmmmm, interesting! I start on Tuesday!
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=meetgreet;num=1064550995;start=0#5 date=09/26/03 at 10:17:44]Hmmm...my college life is nothing like this.  

    [consults prospectus]

    Rats.[/quote]
    Yea, mine isn't anything like this guy's either.  Maybe it's because I am in Utah, maybe it's because I am a theatre nerd.  Either way, a part of me feels like I am missing out on something.  Sheyoot.
     
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    rikter8: My college days are not like this either.
    I am not on campus though.
    Sometimes I wish that I could have been - social mingling, and interaction is what I need.

    Michigan is the conservative hell hole of the world.
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=rikter8 link=board=meetgreet;num=1064550995;start=0#8 date=09/26/03 at 20:45:57]Michigan is the conservative hell hole of the world.[/quote]
    I'm guessing you're not in Ann Arbor. ;)
     
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    SpeedoGuy: My college days weren't all that exciting, either. I was studying too hard and working part time. Social life in the dorms at an urban commuter campus was less-than-fulfilling. The few parties we tried to have generally fizzled. Eventually I moved into an apartment. That was dull, too. I went to some fraternity parties, got laid occasionally, but the 4 years spent at university weren't the sexual high point of my life.

    SG
     
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    petite_girl: I lived in the place to party on-campus. We even had our front door rammed by the cops a couple of times. There were 4 of us girls living in a 2 bedroom apartment. That wasn't the worst part.

    The girl I shared a room with went through men like tissue. I'd constantly wake up in the middle of the night, turn around, and see boobies and dick. I guess that's why I never gave up my virginity in college. My other 2 roommates were slightly better. At least they did try to keep faithful to their guys, when they had them... for the short period they had them. The one I shared a room with ... sometimes she would "service" more than one guy in a night. The saddest part is that none of the guys knew about each other. She was sick, and I'm glad I don't live with her anymore.

    Another time, I left for a weekend to go on a trip, but I came back early... to an orgy in my living room.

    I couldn't even run to my next door neighbors. We lived next to 2 really horny bisexual girls. Whenever I ran over there to hide from my crazy roommates' sexcapades, they would constantly try to grab my swimming suit areas!!!!! :eek: :eek:

    My other neighbors consisted of some of my roommates' "repeat customers", an alleged rapist, a crazy guy who had a semi-automatic, and an internet porn star.

    I feel like my college years were pretty low-key, though. I may have been surrounded by ... interesting people, but I didn't really participate that much :)
     
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    gigantikok: Hell, I haven't gotten laid once and I am more than one year into college. Hmmm, I wonder what I am doing wrong... :-/
     
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    bradleeM: Message to Gigantikok: maybe the answer is in your motto. if your motto is your philosophy then your attitude will determine your success in any area you participate in.

    Let 'em know you have a big dick..........stop hiding.......if you want sex and not a relationship go up to every girl you meet when you are on the prowl and say something about your big dick...."hey babe I gotta big dick wanna play with it?"..........even if you are only successful 10 percent of time.........that is still more pussy than you are getting now................10 percent of a hundred women is 10 lucky fucks..........I think you will be surprised at how successful you will be..........there is an old saying that when a woman goes on the prowl she wants to find the biggest dick she can get..........remember they arent going to church when they are out on the prowl..........be bold and go for it.......your cockiness just might get you more ass than a toilet seat.

    Brad
     
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    I dunno, bradlee, but if you're successful 10% of the time, that means that 90% of the women on campus think you're a real jerk.

    Gigs might be better off getting laid once a year and still be known as a nice guy. :D

    Pecker

    (According to surveys, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.)
     
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    bradleeM: Hey Pecker

    that is just it he is not even getting laid once a year. And hey who says being nice all the time is the way to go!!! It has been my experience that being nice does not get you laid.............I have had a lot of dry spells haaaaaa..........the Joey Tribiani approach is more successful ' How you doin'.............. a friend in HS this past year is known as a cocksman...........he told me his approach was just what I described to Gigs...........his success rate has been 3.5 in ten...........females are hornier nowadays and they do not hide it. On both coasts they are known to grab guys crotches etc to let them know they are interested. After all, isnt it the naughty person that always seems more interesting than the 'nice wallflower' or the good girl?
     
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    SpeedoGuy: [quote author=petite_girl link=board=meetgreet;num=1064550995;start=0#11 date=09/26/03 at 23:08:46]

    Another time, I left for a weekend to go on a trip, but I came back early... to an orgy in my living room.  

    I couldn't even run to my next door neighbors.  We lived next to 2 really horny bisexual girls.  Whenever I ran over there to hide from my crazy roommates' sexcapades, they would constantly try to grab my swimming suit areas!!!!!


    I feel like my college years were pretty low-key, though.


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    Yikes, petite!! If that was what you considered 'low-key' I can only imagine what you would have considered lively! Tell us more! :D

    SG
     
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    emilywee: i always thought i had a pretty low-key college experience, but now when i look back i realize it was kinda crazy. i didn't mess around much because i had a long term boyfriend, but even so my experience was that a lot of guys showed off their penises pretty freely (penii?)
     
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    awellhungboi: My college years and early twenties were pretty wild. I had two girlfriends, and had some good times with a few other women. Those were the days, huh?

    And, either 'penises' or 'penes' can be used as the plural of penis, Emilywee.
     
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