This is off-topic, but does involve my college roommate, and is a great story. He had been screwing this Emo girl for a couple of weeks, and it was some serious fuck sessions. Last Friday night, I came home and they were in his room, and he came out in just his boxers, big fucking tent, and asks if he can borrow a condom. No luck, I was out too. so he goes back, and after a while i hear them fucking, and the usual grunts and groans. (She was pretty vocal, and definitely liked it hard).
Then all of sudden, I hear her yelling "You bastard! you fucking came in me didnt you!" She keeps cursing and screaming, and I hear him trying to calm her down, and then she goes blowing by me in the LR, and out the door. I was laughing, and I hear my roomie cursing and making noise, and then he yells out for me to please help him. I go into his room, and lo and behold, he is spreadeagled on the bed. handcuffed to the headboard and footboard... with 2 nipple clamps, and a black studded cock ring around his erect, and still glistening with pussy juice, dick. i broke out laughing, and he pleaded for me to help him, So I throw a t-shirt over his dick, and ask him where the keys are, and apparently Emo girl had taken them with her. So hes rattling away, to no avail, and Im laughing my head off, tessing him that I need to take a picture. He's getting really pissed, asks me to take the clamps off, so I do, commenting how fucking wrong this whole thing is. anyway, I end up getting a screwdriver, and having to take his bed apart, and he still has handcuffs on his 2 wrists and 2 ankles. He puts on his shorts, and calls Emo girl, and begs for the keys, and she tells him to go fuck himself. He ends up sleeping that night with the handcuffs on, and then the next morning i drove him to the sex store where he got em, and watch him explain, in cuffs, to the guy behind the counter how he needs a keys.
Funniest fucking thing Ive ever seen.