Coloured condoms: the funniest thing ever?

D_Andreas Sukov

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ok i obviously dont think they are the funniest thing ever because im not that sad but i do find them amusing. i mean what do they add to sex? the one i got, not intentionally, i brought it from a vending machine in the toilet drunk, was green. my cock looked like it turned into the hulk. and before anyone says it, yes i did grab it shake it a little and go "you wont like me when im angry!". she, found this less ammusing then i did but random conversations tend to happen while we have sex so no mood was killed. anyways i was just wondering why people use them and if they prefer them? i guess a normal condom does make the skin look kinda suffocated and wierd but is that better then a colour? i guess it depends and i was unlucky with green. i wont be getting these variety packs again though, i got skanked for one and only got two in a 3 pack. what did i miss? flavour or ribbed? i guess ill find out next time....
 

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Back in college they had colored condoms in the health office bucket. I got a few assorted colors but the black ones called "tuxedo" were the best. A little snug and didn't go all the way to the base so I was a black and white sausage cookie that night lol.
 

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Back in college they had colored condoms in the health office bucket. I got a few assorted colors but the black ones called "tuxedo" were the best. A little snug and didn't go all the way to the base so I was a black and white sausage cookie that night lol.

Tuxedos are my favorite too. I ordered a whole slew of them because they're hard to find in the drugstores.:headbang:
 

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the one i got, not intentionally, i brought it from a vending machine in the toilet drunk.

Haha. I did exactly the same mate. Good to know someone else has been there. lol
Mine was blue n I didn't even notice they were coloured until we got it home n she'd put one on, then i looked down n was like FUCK MY DICKS BLUE! :eek:

haha
 
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See more average sized guys are lucky, they can have colord flavored ribbed etc condoms and us larger guys are sol, we get stuck with plain old condoms...
 

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I got a black tuxedo once. I don't know where.

It was a major turn on for me. Made me feel like my shlong wasn't part of my body I had a big black dido attached.

My fantasy life must suck.
 

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Dont worry you aren't missing out. Ribbed condoms hurt like hell and the flavoured ones are just a stupid idea. Who sucks a cock with a condom on it?

my gf said that aswell about ribbed ones. and also we thought they wer flavoured she licked it and was like ew...... and i dont understand about this 1mb avatar i can see it fine whats ur iissue?