Come on in mutha*ucka

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    iLIVE for Sybil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YouTube - LAPD-(51/50) Mentally Unstable Woman

    She betta play dat Tupac!

    So many one-liners.

    "I'll put da chair down. I'll put everything down. I'll fight you Judo style!"

    "Put the muthafucka down. AND GIMME MINES!"

    "I'm tired of you and yo D.A. I'm ready to go down baby. I'm ready to die!"

    "I didn't call no police. Yeah I called em...."

    "I'm United States King! I'm higher than the president! Why you hidin me? I think time for the blacks to know who this black bitch is!"

    "Sybil can you do me a favor-" "No! I don't do favors!"
     
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    Oh my gosh.

    Don't let njqt see you've posted this!



    the mere act of posting this might be construed as racist as eating an Obama Chicken Finger.
     
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    She sounds a lot like my mother after too many mimosas at the Club.
     
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    LOL

    well she did have two tall 211s on the table. and did u notice she fell down flat on her face when they opened the door?

    dead______________________
     
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    That is sad. :frown1:
     
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    hell no that shit was FUH-NEE!:biggrin1:
     
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    Okay...when she said "Come on in, MUTHAFUCKA!!!" That was funny...but after all that...sad.

    A mental, COLT 45 (with ice blocks in the glass) drunk, middle aged woman with Coke bottle glasses...that is just sad. :frown1:
     
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    middle aged? WHAT THE FUCK! that bitch is older than jesus. iLIVE for those coke bottle glasses and her ratty ass wig. what the fuck was she wearing? a dress over a work shirt?

    fuckin dead___________________
     
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    That bitch was trying to roll with a proxided head. I bet her scalp is full of sores from all that relaxer. Is that kitchen hair?

    LMAO @ ghetto sleestak!
     
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    You know what would be funny? If George Lucas wrote her into STAR WARS as the character Darth Vader? Wouldn't THAT be some funny shit!!! Think about that.
     
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    fuckin dead___________________________
     
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    I hope that was staged. Otherwise it's sad and pathetic.
     
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    Nope, that's from "The Beat" a Cops-esque show.. Real life is waaaaaay better than the movies, you can't make stuff like this up. "I'm United States King! Why you hidin me?"

    iLIVE for Sybil.
     
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    Ok, whatever floats your boat.
     
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    You don't make any sense.
     
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    It starts out funny, but it just gets sad as you realize she is off her meds. :frown1:
     
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    "I'M TIRED OF THESE MUHF*CKAS COMIN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I AIN'T HERE! AND DON'T SAY YOU DON'T DO IT BECAUSE I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET!!!"-SYBIL

    Beat ass wig: $13.95

    COSTCO workshirt: $3.92

    WAL-MART house dress? $8.00

    Dead husband's prescription glasses: $42.97 in '86.

    COLT 45 tallboys: $2.49/per

    Being the muh-fuckin' King of the United States?


    PRICELESS.
     
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