Comebacks to My Old Boy Friend's was Bigger

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Ask her this,

"How the hell could you tell how big anyone was? That thing is like putting your dick in a bowl of soup."

The only women who would say this to you are not worth keeping anyway, so make her feel like shit because that was why she said it to you.
 

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I feel the need to educate you.
  1. As my homegirl NJQT would also tell you, jack-rabbit sex does not always make a good impression.
  2. Puta means whore. Punta means point. Please memporize this. You sound ignorant.
  3. Misogyny is not sexy. In my house, misogynists get their asses handed to them, and any "man" who thinks maleness is equivalent to superiority can get none of what he wants over here. You should try to keep women ignorant of your low opinion of them as a gender.

Punta and puta vary, I guess, depending on where you go. Where I'm from, it's punta.

And my comment was intended as satire, so I don't need your fucking education! And I don't no stinking badges either, bitch! :eek:

Back to the question...Girls do not have a right to play you because they're pissed off at the last guy, who screwed them over. When a women keeps telling you shit like, "The last guy was __er than you," you're being played, and you should call her on that pathetic, manipulative bullshit.

Women rarely waste their time with a man, who doesn't satisfy them, because guys are lined up to fuck them. They pretty much have their pick. So, if your girl is that displeased with you, she wouldn't be with you.

She needs to smile, shut the fuck up and take that dick.
 

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You're a man. Educate that bitch!

"So where the fuck is your boyfriend now? Who is he giving that big thing to right this minute, bitch,..because it sure isn't you getting it? Guess I'm doing you a favor letting you lick my balls, because your man not dealing with you or your manipulative bullshit anymore.

Bitch."

That's how you handle that.

You are awesome.
 

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you know the difference between you and my old by friend?
my old boy friend was bigger

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you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborgini is?
Lamborgini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.
 

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I echo all of your sentiments, but I wouldn't be so aggressive...

Consider her words, understand the underlying theme behind them, and discard her quickly with no explanation.

It's better to dwell on a rooftop, than in the house of a contemptuous woman...

...OB
 

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Your dad doesn't count and you were only 10

Thats why I sent him to the glue factory

you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborghini is?
Lamborghini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.

Hey, lorne ... not normally my type of joke but very funny.
I'm an (ex-)Albertan myself. Howdy.:cool:

"That explains the echo." :smile:

Devastating, Willy. Very good.
 

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I think many women that see a big one instantly like t oknock guys down to size by the comment. "My boy friend was bigger."


- Is that why you walk like you have a potato chip shoved up your ass?

- That would expain the stretch marks around your mouth or are you a smoker too?

- He must of stretched you out like a gopher hole because you smell like something died in there.

- It must have been awful painful for him. You are the only bitch I know whose cunt is so worn out it has callouses.
 

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you know the difference between you and my old by friend?
my old boy friend was bigger

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you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborgini is?
Lamborgini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.

LOL :biggrin1:
 

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My old boy frined was bigger.

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Do worry, I think it gets bigger when I am really excited. My old girl friend's hot body used to get me so hard. (look of in the distance with glazed eyes and say) ....I miss her.