Comedians you don't find funny...

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Carlos Mencia is terrible.

So true. I love how South Park ripped on him and Kanye West in the fish sticks episode.

I tend to not remember comedians names sadly. I do love Bill Maher though, I have his movie Religulous. Daniel Tosh's show Tosh.O is hilarious. The Daily Show and Colbert Report are great as well. There are more, but I don't feel like listing them.

I don't like that puppet guy they gave a new show to. And there are a lot of comedians that get shows on comedy central presents that I don't like, but I never remember their names.
 

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Dislike: Steve Harvey. I loathe him for the Act like a lady think like a man relationship book for women. I can't believe there are women who buy it. I want to smack them with it.


Steve Harvey wrote a book?!!! :rolleyes: NOOOOO!!!

<sarcasm>I can't wait to read THAT one.</sarcasm> :rolleyes:

Bet he writes like a lady for the ladies. :biggrin1:
 

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Funny stand-up comedy provided by:

Bob Newhart, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, (early) Steve Martin, Bill Hicks, (early) Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison (early) Ellen de Generers, Jerry Seinfeld, and much of what Robin Williams has done all these years.

Also, the comedy records of Cheech and Chong, and The National Lampoon Hour (radio show from the 70's featuring Bill and Brian Doyle Murray, Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, John Belushi) which had some brilliant stuff (Wonderful WINO!)

Not funny:

Rita Rudner. (Many more names to follow here).

Dane Cook is meh.

Tater Salad is decent.
 

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As much as I 'enjoy' the late Bill Hicks and Mitch Hedberg (among many others; Lenny Bruce, anyone?) I'll stick to the living, and try to stay on the positive tip. Is Emo Phillips still alive? If so, big ups to him!

Franklin Ajaye, too, was funny once (Disneyland High is both timeless and priceless). Whatever happened to him, though?

Unfortunately, I mostly only know those comedians from their CDs and vinyl records (and in the case of Lenny Bruce, reel-to-reel tapes). Fortunately for me, however, I've got a whole bunch of tapes, records and CDs from Comedy's Golden Age.

I also concur with Steven Wright; Robert Smigel (the mastermind behind Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, and so many other, funny bits on both SNL and Late Night with Conan O'Brien); and Eddie Izzard; but would want to add both Ricky Gervais and Dame Edna to the list of the nonpareil.

And Sascha Baron Cohen! I don't care what anyone else thinks, Brüno was pure, fucking (literally), comedy gold! Does anyone know the name of the ostensibly German, gay porn star he based the look of his character on; I wonder if he got the credit he so richly deserves? Does anyone remember when Ali G asked the women at the anti-abortion rally why they wouldn't want to have an abortion? I'm not going to give it away, but check YouTube (sorry, I can't post links at the moment).

And, as I think about it, I do want to mention at least one underappreciated, dead genius, comedy filmmaker: Jacques Tati. I've never laughed harder at a film in my life than I did at his Playtime. And to think, the French awarded Jerry Lewis the Légion d'honneur! Quel sacrilege!

And while I'm on the subject of film (and also, sadly, in memorium), he was a writer on the Sid Caesar shows from the fifties (TV's Golden Age), along with Carl Reiner, Neil Simon and Woody Allen, but is most famous for having written the film and TV shows, M*A*S*H (from the also very funny book by Richard Hornberger), and is obviously one of the funniest men who ever lived, but who died just last month: Larry Gelbart.

On the negative tip: that unclever and infantile poseur, Dane Cook, bites the Carrottop! And Gallagher, he's like a giddy, unfunny George Carlin (who I don't think was all that great, either; in the end, he came off as just a stuff-shirt crank). I picture all their heads being smashed by a giant sledgehammer.

Great thread idea, Mitchymo! Maybe you could add a poll. I'll probably think of a few more names in a minute.

But I just this moment realised I don't have any women on my list! So, just under the wire, and just for starters: Sarah Silverman and Janeanne Garafolo. Dane Cook, to employ a colourful, comic expression of uncertain provenance, isn't fit to eat the corn out of either, original comic's shit! Cheers! TTFN!
 

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Henny Youngman was a riot - seriously!

Jay Leno is very unfunny.

Carrot Top's roid bod is kinda cool actually - I like freaks. I think he add another 40lbs and compete, and just give up the comedy gig
 

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mencia is the first on that comes to mind but i guess a lot of people agree with me there.

I always loved the old eddie standup delirious and raw were the best stand up movies i've ever seen and this many years later they both have me rolling. his Italian impersonation is fuckin classic.
 

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I dont' care for Mencia but he does make me laugh.

I like Demetri Martin. He's very funny.

Ron White is funny the first time. Then he gets on your nerves.

My guilty pleasure is Larry the Cable Guy.

I like Eddie Izzard and Ricky Gervais, but that's because Mum's from the UK, so I have to stand up for the home team!
 

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Wanda and she is getting her own late night show. The Cable Guy. David Letterman, does anyone actually think this guy is funny any more. The cast of SNL what a bummer this season has been so far, did they fire the entire writing crew and just get people off the street or what.
 

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Jeff Dunham. I was into him because of a friend and even saw him live a couple of years ago.

Now he's so contrived and boring, even to the point where he's getting his own show. It seems like everyone is just recently getting into him too and saying "You have to watch this video it's hilarious!"

Dane Cook as well. His first CD was absolutely hilarious, and his Kool Aid Man skit had me literally falling out of my friend's car when I first heard it.

Then he turned into making his live shows only a few jokes, but dragging them out for 20 minute stories that aren't funny. As he got less funny, he got more popular too.
 

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I just do not get Johnny Vegas at all :confused:

Joanna Lumley, although not known for stand up comedy is fantastic. I once had the pleasure of attending an award dinner which she hosted. Such a quick witted clever woman. She had us all in stitches.
 

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Nudie: it's Toti. The one legged comic

She was fine.

Carrot Top is a prop comedian. Without his props he's nothing.

Yako Smirnof is obnoxious, yet well liked. He wouldn't say a bad word about anyone.

Dislikes: Will Farrell, Larry the Cable tard, Joey Bishop, Dane Cook, Benny Hill, and Don Rickles.

Benny Hill was known for lifting other people's routines word for word and scene by scene anfdcrediting himself as the writer. I have no patience for such assholery.

Joey Bishop put me to sleep.

Don Rickles whole routine is nonsequiturs. And pointless. This was the fermenting of insult humor that took over TV.

Larry the cable tard is directly racist. Keeps calling Muslims "towel heads".

etc....
 

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Any comedian who isn't funny. And any comic who builds his act on spouting obscenities is rather emabrrassingly pathetic. I will add another group of names (for those who reside in the UK) the ones who get media coverage because they've licked the arseholes of the overpaid luvvy producers at the BBC.
 

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Nudie: it's Toti. The one legged comic
Mea culpa, I was hung over when I wrote that!
She was fine.

Carrot Top is a prop comedian. Without his props he's nothing.

Yako Smirnof is obnoxious, yet well liked. He wouldn't say a bad word about anyone.

Dislikes: Will Farrell, Larry the Cable tard, Joey Bishop, Dane Cook, Benny Hill, and Don Rickles.

Benny Hill was known for lifting other people's routines word for word and scene by scene anfdcrediting himself as the writer. I have no patience for such assholery.

Joey Bishop put me to sleep.

Don Rickles whole routine is nonsequiturs. And pointless. This was the fermenting of insult humor that took over TV.

Larry the cable tard is directly racist. Keeps calling Muslims "towel heads".

etc....

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