Comediennes and Large Penis sex jokes

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    Lady comediennes. Saw this on STARZC satellite show "Get Bruce"

    I was terribly drunk the other night, I woke up, there was an elephant in my bed, I said Lord have mercy, I must have been tight last night. "Well...", said the elephant (she waggles her hand in the universal sign for "more or less)."
    Sophie Tucker

    I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph, you got no tits and a tight box." I said to him "Ernie... get off my back."
    Sophie Tucker
     
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