Coming Out Of The Closet

[novice_btm]

all mortals say that until i show them the other side...

I think this thread just crossed over:tongue:

 

[GoneA]

Yeah, I saw "Hellraiser", too. Bring it on, Pinhead :tongue:

Hellraiser will seem as sweet as that little smile on your face, once compared to what i will show you....

 

[novice_btm]

Hellraiser will seem as sweet as that little smile on your face, once compared to what i will show you....

Really? I mean isn't the whole torture of hamistagan just abject boredom? I mean, full of people that weren't evil enough to go to hell, but not good enough to go to heaven? Stuck in between, because their good deeds were equal to their bad deeds? I mean, while the intermediate blandness is it's own kind of "hell", it doesn't quite measure up to the threats of outright evil. Just sayin'...

 

[davidjh7]

Really? I mean isn't the whole torture of hamistagan just abject boredom? I mean, full of people that weren't evil enough to go to hell, but not good enough to go to heaven? Stuck in between, because their good deeds were equal to their bad deeds? I mean, while the intermediate blandness is it's own kind of "hell", it doesn't quite measure up to the threats of outright evil. Just sayin'...

GOneA--you;ve been SERVED! :biggrin1:

 

[GoneA]

actually i'm a ruler in hamistagan; not subject to it.

(and if it were reversed, you should first like to know what my bad deeds were.)

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I think this thread just crossed over:tongue:

I think Sylvia just took over this thread. LPSG could use a little Novus Spiritus...lol.

 

[novice_btm]

actually i'm a ruler in hamistagan; not subject to it.

(and if it were reversed, you should first like to know what my bad deeds were.)

i guess i'm just having a tough time picturing the master of darkness sitting around, racking up "Space Runner" awards

 

[GoneA]

you could say i deprive people of gaieties; not myself.

 

[GoneA]

I think Sylvia just took over this thread. LPSG could use a little Novus Spiritus...lol.

hysterical.

 

[invisibleman]

Dear LPSG,

I think that I am straight.

Love,
Chase

Chase--
You are going to hell. H-E (Double Hockey Sticks). Oh, Lawd. What is the world coming to? No friend of mine is gonna be straight. No siree! Walking around holding hands with women. Licking pussy. Ah, man--don't tell me you eat pussy. Putting your dick in pussy!!? You know babies come out of the pussy!!? Have you lost your mind !!!? You gonna go to hell, hear me? Prancing the streets. Just flaunting it. I saw you watching the Playboy Channel. You told me that you liked the way Pamela Anderson did her hair and you wanted to be her in drag. I knew something was wrong when I saw you tuck your chubbie in your pants. You just need the love of a good man, that's all. What you need is Jesus in your life. He has a VERY nice penis (8" X 6" hard). He knows how to use that thing. Jesus lives in Texas with his gay lover, Armenio. Armenio was "married in that lifestyle" with (e-gad...) a wife and (get this...) three kids. Armenio found the love of Jesus. Now, he is made hoe and cum freak. Jesus delivered Armenio out of that evil heterosexual marriage. You better pray that Jesus will rescue from that (love that dares even being said)...heterosexual woman. From now on, you're going to watch Brokeback Mountain, Queer As Folk, FarScape, Martha Stewart, and the LOGO channel. No more of this Spike Channel, Playboy Channel, American XXXXtasy, Basic Instinct, She's Gotta Have It!, Seymore Butts!, Little House on the Prairie, Monster's Ball, and any other disgusting straightango filth you watch on the DL (down low). (Just kidding--hehehehehe!)

[Actually Chase, I don't care about you being straight. We are cool. ]

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

hysterical.

Amazing that even one person knew what the hell I was talking about.

 

[B_Spladle]

What you need is Jesus in your life. He has a VERY nice penis (8" X 6" hard).

This is bullshit. I've seen it. It's bigger than that. Jesus is hung like a fucking stallion.

 

[invisibleman]

This is bullshit. I've seen it. It's bigger than that. Jesus is hung like a fucking stallion.

Well, after you've had Jesus for a while, it loses the shock appeal. My mistake. Hehehehehe.

 

[novice_btm]

actually i'm a ruler in hamistagan; not subject to it.

(and if it were reversed, you should first like to know what my bad deeds were.)

WHOA! BACKup Hottie! You mean to tell me that a cutie like YOU has been behind all these dark messages of evil doom? WTF??? You are WAY too cute for that! And, c'mon, you were impressed that i even knew what hamistagan was. :wink:

 

[ledroit]

those sentiments mean nothing when Death harvests your soul and Hell swallows you up in her bowels.

gone-a, that was hysterical. Are you hysterical?

 

[GoneA]

And, c'mon, you were impressed that i even knew what hamistagan was. :wink:

i gotta say, you showed me up. *notice my lame comeback. *

nice ass. :tongue:

 

[GoneA]

gone-a, that was hysterical. Are you hysterical?

we're hysterical.

 

[ledroit]

hey what is in the water up there?

 

[novice_btm]

nice ass. :tongue:

THANKS! Always appreciate being noticed by a hottie! :tongue:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

THANKS! Always appreciate being noticed by a hottie! :tongue:

That hot ass of yours is gonna get some serious friction if you keep talkin' like that.