Commando at church?

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Went to a (very) long memorial service today (I knew going into it would be, this wonderful man seemed to have volunteered for 20 groups...and everyone there had a short, funny, wonderful story to share....but...)

As I sat, and sat, and sat.... the thought dawned on me...for comforts sake (I am a died and true boxer man from decades of wearing them...) but at some point the mind wanders (but not to erection producing areas!).

Ever been to a long event, esp as a non-cammondo man, and wondered about it? just for MORE freedom...?

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Comando is about comfort. Your personal dressing habits. Not about sex.

But is this the question: Should the diceast be comando if they always were when alive?

Another line item for the will!!
 

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Don't attend services on my own but when I'm visiting my parents I do since my dad is involved in the church and we attend for the holidays. Haven't had any embarrassing situations (tenting, etc) although I think I caught the reverend looking when my father introduced us.
 

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not a big church goer either- which I guess is why my mind was wandering to that degree while sitting there (are the pews always THAT uncomfortable? I know I have a flat but, but folks sit there for hours....really??)
 

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The boxers that I wear are made from very lightweight material. When I freeball, there is virtually no difference between that and wearing my boxers. I can freeball anywhere, and it's never a problem.
 

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that is not really a place where you can think much of getting horny ~~

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This was exactly my first thought.

I've been going commando 24/7 since I was 15, and that includes funerals, weddings, graduations...everything. And, frankly, of all the places I can think of where I would never, ever, ever get a boner, funerals are pretty much number one.
 

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I'm very conservative when attending church. I don't want to do ANYTHING that will take someone's focus away from the word being delivered.

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Underwear has a rather odd history in the western context. Sometime in the past 600 years, trade between the Christian Europeans and Muslim Ottomans and North Africans picked up significantly. I don't know the specifics, but at the time, most Christians didn't have a normal bathing ritual - they were perpetually dirty and never bothered to wash themselves or take care of their odors. On the other hand, Islam and Judaism have codes that requires Muslims and Jews to maintain some level of hygiene. The story goes that Muslim traders were refusing to trade with their Christian counterparts because of their odors. Because bathing wasn't a possibility to most Christians they started to wear underwear as a way to maintain some level of hygiene.

So I guess not wearing underwear would be a great way to express your Christian faith!
 

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I've been going commando 24/7 since I was 15, and that includes funerals, weddings, graduations...everything. And, frankly, of all the places I can think of where I would never, ever, ever get a boner, funerals are pretty much number one.
Was that true even when you were, say, 16?
I mean, my lil' dawgie had a mind of its own back then.
 

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Was that true even when you were, say, 16?
I mean, my lil' dawgie had a mind of its own back then.

Actually, yes. I went commando to church at 16. And though it had (and still has) a mind of its own, there's little on this Earth more boner-killing than a boring suburban Catholic mass.
 

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Hmmmm.
You don't like suburban altar bois?

Not even when I was one :p

I get where you're coming from with the spontaneous erection thing. Sometimes they do just happen. But really, when you have your parents flanking you and are surrounded by people who smell like ointment and shame, spontaneous boners have an uphill battle to overcome.
 

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... when you have your parents flanking you ... spontaneous boners have an uphill battle to overcome.
Yup, pretty often.
But Ah remember that day I was walkin into Eaton's Depahtment Store with mah ma to buy jeans ....
They done calculated mah inseam to two decimal pointz.
Do the math. Finish the story. Send money, erratic ... please. Ah am still traumatized.
U speak of the smell of shame. Who'z askin? Who don't know?