Comments By an Ex

[rope9839]

Got a good one while splitting up household goods today with (soon to be) ex wife. "It's not fair. It doesn't matter how we split our stuff, you still get the big cock."

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

take that comment and cherrish it. my ex's in long term relationships(not casual sex partners)have always acted like i've never even had a penis..LOL!!!

 

[Gillette]

Got a good one while splitting up household goods today with (soon to be) ex wife. "It's not fair. It doesn't matter how we split our stuff, you still get the big cock."

Offer to make a custom moulded dildo of it for her in return for something she has claimed but you really really want.

 

[helgaleena]

Got a good one while splitting up household goods today with (soon to be) ex wife. "It's not fair. It doesn't matter how we split our stuff, you still get the big cock."

:rofl:

What a piece of work she must be, thinking of you as a household appliance. Good riddance.

 

[corndogg]

One time I was with some friends, which included my ex-gf. She was messing with tarot cards and looked at me and said "You're still the king of rods". lol.