The last time I went to the doctors,he asked me to lower my pants . I was commando at the time,I dropped my pants,he got scared and backed up quickly crashing into a large tray of metal instruments sending them across the room.The huge noise sent 2 nurses running into the room to see what the commotion was.Their screams tripped the panic alarm that made the SWAT team scramble.I got arrested for possessing a deadly weapon.