Comments Made About Your Flaccid Cock.

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at a concert urinal with it flopped out..... guy next to me says.."bet you're popular"... I just did a half smile and tucked the sausage back in and zipped up...

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

"good thing you are a grower"

 

[sjh]

I'm 6"

Wow you are bigger soft than I am hard!!

 

[bigirishman]

ya i have had an episode regarding the above a few weeks ago
http://www.lpsg.org/273601-comments-in-the-gym-changing.html

 

[sjh]

ya i have had an episode regarding the above a few weeks ago
http://www.lpsg.org/273601-comments-in-the-gym-changing.html

How big are you soft and hard then?

 

[hung_boy18]

A younger guy in the steam room after a workout one day said "You are fucking hung man."

I laughed and said thanks.

 

[HunginLondon]

I've mostly had indirect comments as guys walk out of the showers or changing area. Over the years I've heard,
"his cock is fucking massive"
"size of that bloke's cock!"
"Harry Hung's in the showers"
"eeyore" (donkey sound?)
"jesus, see his big willy?"
In a busy pub urinal a pissed guy shouted, "girls, there's a big one in here". I was 19 at the time and really embarrassed about my cock.

Then there are those guys (straight and guy) that make no comment but blatantly stare for a few seconds. And once a guy pointed at my cock and laughed to his friend.

 

[sjh]

Hi Donkeyboy

So, how big are you soft and hard then?

 

[thkdck4u]

I had a GF that I'd been with for a while, pull down my shorts and stare at my flaccid, but swollen cock, and said, "You look awesome. I wish I had a picture of it like this.". Then she said, "Sometimes I like to hold you in my mouth when you're soft because I can fit the whole thing in, and just feel it start to get hard."

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

"That thing is breathing on its own.".

 

[JackM]

I had a good one a year or two ago. It was semi-flaccid but not down to its normal size (after some naughtiness in the gay sauna). It wasn't especially long but, in those circumstances, does look thick all the way down. As I was getting changed, the bloke next to me said "Have you got a licence for that thing?"

 

[SirConcis]

He came up close, took a long hard look at my cock and said "You really ought to have that looked at." .

You should have replied "it appears it is beeing looked at BY YOU !"

 

[easytwist]

The funniest one I ever heard was "aborted dolphins fetus." I don't think it was meant to be a compliment. lol. But it was creative nontheless. Points for that.

 

[deleted3272]

I have never considerd myself all that impressive soft but I had a woman tell me im bigger soft than her husband was hard, nice to know...lol

 

[sjh]

I have never considerd myself all that impressive soft but I had a woman tell me im bigger soft than her husband was hard, nice to know...lol

How big are you soft then?

 

[RubberHarley]

I was at the beach changing and my now wife said to me, "Damn, I just can't imagine how big it really gets!". About a week later she found out.

 

[laser90]

Mine story is a bit different. I like to go to nude beaches and swim about a mile or so. This one year the water was cold and as I walked out of the water and back to my place on the sand I over heard this as I walked by a group ... "how come the guys with the nice bodies have small dicks" Ok so I'm a grower! Yup I shrink up to sub compact.

 

[oldredneck1]

When seeing me naked for the first time, a girlfriend said, "You are not going to stick that thing in me." (She changer her mind.)

Another girl asked me if I had an erection all the time. I said, "No it just hangs like that."

 

[912164]

most of the comments i received occurred when I was under 18, so I won't mention those here.

at the beach: yells out "holy shit. if that thing hits you, you'll be dead."
"there is something i have never seen, an elephant trunk on the beach."

 

[chefman]

My friend Joe always tells me I have the perfect locker room cock---not too big--not too small and just hairy enough! I always laugh when he makes this comment, yet it does make me feel good.