I've actually had a bunch, and at 7-7.25 x 5.5-5.75 (normal hard vs ridiculosusly turned on) I always thought it on the high end of average, not legitimately in large territory. My ex girlfriend, who'd never seen a dick before in person felt it numerous times through my jeans, and when I took it out for her she said "wow, I knew it was long, but I had no idea how big it was" and proceeded to stare at it for 20 minutes or so, which was the hottest thing ever for me...she'd get off on seeing it and feeling it rub her clit through her jeans. Confessed herself a dick lover. Hope she's had good luck since, as I don't want her to find herself spoiled :tongue:
One other funny story from high school, my junior year I was in a play and had my pants made for me by a woman who realy had no clue...the crotch area was loose and completely floppy, and I owned no briefs...so doing a hip thrust slide forward move sent everything flopping around, and being a shower it was rather awkward. I even went up to one guy and the girl playing the lead to demonstrate the costume lady's lack of pant making awareness, and got a "wow you should do porno" comment from the guy and a stare from my crotch to my face and back from the girl. The girl (who was NOT attractive and actually rather scary in both looks and personality) apparently went around telling everyone that she wanted to have sex with me because I have a huge dick...I ran from and ducked questions, mostly because I still had the girlfriend.
I never really took my ex's assurances that it was big to heart, since she claimed she had only seen mine at the time, so it wasn't until college that I started to get a clue. Every girl I've been with has made comments, whether at the time, afterwards, or to people other than myself, which inevitably got back to me. Frustrated a freshmen who loved to give head and bragged of her abilities (she had never encountered one as long and thick at the same time as I am). She's been obsessed with learning to take all of me since :wink:.
The funniest one came from the friends of a girl who I fucked within an hour of meeting at a party early last semester. We had sex yadda yadda and she seemed to be enjoying it well enough, then I figured, what the hell, let's go deep and hold it in her, so I did, then made sure to hit as deep as I could on every thrust. She immediately started grabbing the sheets and yelling, so I assumed that was the way to go, and kept that up till the yelling ceased. I never really saw her again, ecept for one awkward encounter where she saw me shamelessly hitting on another girl...player! I felt I'd struck out there, and felt pretty bad about it, but never saw her again. Then just a couple weeks ago I saw a bunch of her freshmen friends, guys and girls, who I'd hung out with after we'd had sex that night, and moved to make my awkward drunken apology for hitting and quitting her friend. One guy goes "Actually I wouldn't worry about it. She still raves about it...we all know a lot more about you than we'd prefer, if you know what I mean." I immediately just stopped my drunken dance and stared around at all the guys who might be joining my frat this semester...pinnacle of awkward moment. But it makes a funny story.
