Comments You Received When You Were Young

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teen-twenties counts as young? Well then I'm still young, and technically I could list everything anyone has ever said in this thread, including all the comments I've had on this site, which are far too numerous for me to remember them all.

The very first comment I think I got on my size was at Space Camp in Alabama when my friends and I were about 13. We frequently argued about who had the biggest dick (as all 13 year old boys commonly do) even though none of us had ever seen each other naked. At Space Camp we had communal showers. I walked out of my stall and my friend Chris' eyes bugged out of his head and he yelled, "holy SHIT! His really IS bigger than mine!"

Other memorable ones include some Korean girl with poor English referring to me as "special long boy" ;
my ex Sophie telling friends and random people all the time that I was "hung like an ox" and referring to me as "Sex God" all the time. Also commenting on how she loved feeling full;
My first girlfriend Jenni grinding on to me and moaning that it "hurt so good." I think there's a thread about this very thing right now.

Lots of others. It's rare someone sees me naked and doesn't make a comment of some kind.
 

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One time I got gang raped...okay, stripped by I think it was six girls. I was probably the most pissed I've ever been and the night is a total blackout.

Anyways my mate later told me and I thought 'shit' and was pretty embarrassed but then he said 'its okay, they said it was "big and bushy"'

:cool:

It's not so bushy anymore though.
 

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I had a 18ish year-old cousin see me erect at age 12 or 13 (my cock was full-grown then) and she freaked out. She just kinda stood there for a minute with huge eyes before she closed the door. Apparently porn star-sized dicks aren't supposed to grow on 7th graders. Things have been kinda awkward ever since with her.
 
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My mother told me that as an infant, when she was changing me, her friends would comment on how big I was for a baby. THAT seems a little gross in retrospect.

When I was about 20, it was the 70s and we wore tight jeans. Really, really tight jeans. I was trying on a pair that was even a little too tight and the clerk came over, tapped me on the crotch bulge, and said, "Wow, Charlie's REALLY showing!"

When I was in high school, and I would sprout wood in my jeans, the stares from people spoke more than words ever could. Girls would glance a little extra too long and guys would just stare at it outright.
 

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i remember in 6th grade my wrestling coach called my parents and told my mom to get me a jock strap... i also remember weighing in and sometimes parents were in the weigh in room. and i got naked to get weighed in ans=d i turned to see a lady behind me and she just said holy shhh.. and turned away... these were some of the first times i relized that i was uniquely endowed..
 

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OK, so this happened when I was 16. I worked at a Hardee's restaurant (fast food). Most of the night shift workers there became friends. One of my friends who I'll call Sharon was someone I went to high school with. She was friends with another girl who worked there named Pam. Well, they came over to my house one night (my mom worked nights sitting with the elderly, so it was usually just me). I was asleep when they got there, so I was in just boxers. I let them in and went and sat back on my bed. Pam came over and sat next to me and I guess playfully just said that she wanted to see a white boy's thing to see if what she had heard was true. Pam and Sharon are both black girls btw. Well, she began feeling me up, and I got hard (not hard to do at 16). She said that she had heard that white boys were all balls and no dick, but that based on me that wasn't the case. She said that she would be scared if someone wanted to put one the size of mine in her.
There isn't too much more to the story, but there are other ones I can tell later on. Just thought I would share.
 

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i remember in 6th grade my wrestling coach called my parents and told my mom to get me a jock strap... i also remember weighing in and sometimes parents were in the weigh in room. and i got naked to get weighed in ans=d i turned to see a lady behind me and she just said holy shhh.. and turned away... these were some of the first times i relized that i was uniquely endowed..
 

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I was trying on lycra bicycling shorts at a sporting good shop. As I stood by a mirror observing msyelf a saleslady made a point of coming by to "help." She hesitated very briefly, grinned slightly and said "oh my."
 

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Haha I have a funny one... My parents always tell the story about how, when I was a kid and still in the "it's ok to run around nekked" years, all of the mothers at playgroup etc commented on how big I was compared to their kids. Lol I know it's random, but it still makes me proud to impress all those mothers ^_^
 

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i remember in 6th grade my wrestling coach called my parents and told my mom to get me a jock strap... i also remember weighing in and sometimes parents were in the weigh in room. and i got naked to get weighed in ans=d i turned to see a lady behind me and she just said holy shhh.. and turned away... these were some of the first times i relized that i was uniquely endowed..

And then you woke up and realized you weren't hung like me.
 

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Haha I have a funny one... My parents always tell the story about how, when I was a kid and still in the "it's ok to run around nekked" years, all of the mothers at playgroup etc commented on how big I was compared to their kids. Lol I know it's random, but it still makes me proud to impress all those mothers ^_^

LOL! Reminds me of when my son and his best friend from preschool were running around our back yard naked in the sprinkler. The other kid yelled to my son at the top of his lungs, "Your thingy is so much bigger than mine!!"

And now, a silent prayer of thanks for genetics working the way it does ....
 

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When I was around 13 my cousins, all boys, gave me the nickname Captain Elephant, because I'm uncut and it looked like a trunk. But that was it. They weren't in awe of it or anything and they never appeared to be jealous. I'm just the one with the big dick; Spike could throw a knife better than any of us, and Johnny could run fast. Those were our super-powers, so to speak. So going to high school I sure didn't think I had anything better than anyone else. If anything, it was just the opposite. I was the small, skinny nerd who wasn't very strong and had problems doing pull-ups.

But after gymn each day we had to take group showers so I was discovered pretty quickly. The jocks always gave me a hard time saying I didn't deserve it and that I was a freak. Not the best thing for self-esteem.

Once a cheerleader came on to me, and I was so dumb and naive that I didn't know what to do. I followed her behind the gymn underneath the bleachers where I pulled down my pants at her request. She covered her mouth, laughed and ran away. I learned later that I was set up by some of the football players and the word spread that I was a freak. I certainly never attracted any girls because of my size, and I daresay that I might have sealed my dating fate in high school because of it.

College was a different matter, but by then I had put on a little weight and gained a lot more confidence. But high school truly sucked.
 

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I remember quite a few 'incidences' growing up where the size of my dick was the object of some comments...

One of the earliest episodes I remember was getting changed at a public swimming pool. A father and his young son (like about 7 or 8 yrs old) says "daddy, that boy has a big one" and points at me. The father got all embarrassed and tried to apologize. It was rather awkward. I was probably about 12 or 13 back then.

Around the same time, I also remember some older boys at the swimming pool where I took swimming lessons calling me "Donkey Boy". At first I really didn't understand what they were talking about, but after hearing them call me that a few times (and their other jokes) I soon figured it out.

Not long after that, I was still about 13 (I think), I remember being out with my mother one day and she said she wanted to drop by some friend's house. That friend was a family we knew from Church. Anyway, it was a hot day and they had a swimming pool and suggested that I borrow a bathing suit from their son so I could go swimming there. Like I said, I knew this family from Church - and the son from Sunday School - he was the same age as I was, same height, so any of his bathing suits ought to fit me. Well, the son just handed a light blue speedo bathing suit to me and I put it on. When I went out into the backyard to the pool, of course all the parents are sitting around watching. And then my friend's mother says "Ann (my mother's name), what have you been feeding that boy of yours? He sure fills out that suit more than my boy does!" I nearly died of embarrassment (and so did her son) while they all laughed about. It was bloody awkward seeing that family (and their son) at Church thereafter.

And then there was Scout Camp, again probably about the age of 14. Our Scoutmaster was teaching us how to build a 'lean-to' in the forest for shelter. Scoutmaster sent all of us into the forest to gather up some fallen branches to use for our building. As we were each bringing our branches back to the spot, the Scoutmaster is kneeling down and starting the construction process. He then looks over the pile of branches laid beside him and glances over at the various deadwood branches each of us were dragging to the pile. Then he says, "okay boys, we need to start with a large branch - so who's got a big one?" Sure enough, one smart alec answers "that would be Luke". Of course everyone thought it was funny as all hell - but being the object of such jokes would embarrass me no end. My Scout Patrol always called me 'tentpole' after that - and even the Scoutmaster always called me "big boy" (even though I was one of the shorter members of our troop).

Those are just a few I remember from my early years. Just writing these down made me think of other ones! I eventually got over the constant embarrassment stage, though having an older brother who apparently missed the 'big-dick-gene' in our family tended to add to my troubles at that time as he was always trying to embarrass or bug me in some way (probably out of spite/envy).