This is SO funny!
I mean, not dissing the smaller guys out there... kinda like being a bully in high school

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my former VERY best friend of 26 years and I were , by some twist of fate, about to have a threesome with his GF, and she wanted to blow us both at the same time.
I'd never been very close to another guy's penis before , and I was SURE that my buddy (6'2" , 245, ex-CFL player) was probably hung like a bull.
His GF turned out the lights, and said she'd be able to tell WHO was WHOM by the pecker.
She grabbed me by a SERIOUSLY hard erection , and , thinking I was her guy, she began to lick me like crazy.
It felt tremendous, and i started moaning.
THEN, she pulled away from me quickly, and TURNED ON THE LIGHTS.
My buddy , whom i thought was HUGE , was only in fact about 4 1/2 - 5 inches long.
His GF , without a pause, commenced to sucking us both off, but HE couldn't keep his eyes off of me ( I would come to find out a week later he was bi- and wanted ME- but that's another story.)
After about 5 minutes of gloriously kinky tongue-magic, she pleaded with my friend to let me f--- her, but would only let me do it doggy-style
I suggested that she rode me - for the most penetration.
She tried this , but after about 3 or four strokes , she had to switch up- she claimed it was to blow my buddy and fuck me, but HE confided in me that she was willing to do the "ride" thing-
-1 on 1 and WAY lubed up.
The only downer is that she told me she would NEVER give head to a guy like me again.
She preferred his little cock to my big one.
Guess we can't ALWAYS win.