competing with friends

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no, but its been a big thing for years, kind of exciting for me
Then, rent some porn, buy some beer, get together, and jack off!

Have some fun as friends, instead of making it all a numbers game.

You only live once!... (According to some philosophies.)

Onan
 

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If you believe his measurements then yes he is bigger but I wouldnt believe him if I was you I would insist on measuring each other so you could be certain. Then whoever is bigger gets to be top first.
 

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If you believe his measurements then yes he is bigger but I wouldnt believe him if I was you I would insist on measuring each other so you could be certain. Then whoever is bigger gets to be top first.

Excellent suggestion! And to ensure that it is all done properly, all contributors to this thread are to be present as witnesses.
 

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I'm not following
How does he not know he is bigger?
hi, he doesn't know about the volume calc or the site that does it. He knows he's thicker and I'm longer so figures its a tie, but actually girht makes more of a difference as to how much cock you have!
 

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How about two gold medals, one for each of you. Or you could bring Shane Diesel into the picture and settle for silver. :biggrin1::biggrin1:
 

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Get a flat rimmed vase and fill it with warm water.
Place it in the tub and lay on it inserting your cock with your balls off to the side. The water will run out, and once you remove yourself, you can measure what is left over. Subtract this from how much it takes to fill the vase to find out the total volume of your shaft
Have your friend do it as well.

Then just for shits and giggles, you do it and then him seeing if any extra runs out and vise versa.

Then dry yourselves off and get dressed and go out and have a drink and laugh at how stupid this all was
 

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While discussing how to measure penile volume ...

If you use geometry to find this kind of volume as a lot of people on here do, you know are risking being way off. A penis is not a cylinder, and it is definiatly not a rectangular solid. (You need to at least use pi!)

I use pi. I prefer apple pie.

Oh ... wait ... nevermind ...