Complaints over lifeguard's huge package

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We're so used to seeing women in skimpy clothing that we are unaffected by it. It's also rooted in sexism: keeping the women the sexual object in society empowers the male. It's complicated but all very true.

If men wear clothing that is too revealing c(not muscle shirts but lower half of body), he's gay or perverted, or just needs to cover it up.

Imagine telling a woman to hide her big tits. LOL. It just wouldn't happen as long as she has them "half" covered up. LOL.

I'm proud of my johnson. And I will not go to extra lengths to cover my boy up.
 
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An interesting question might be though: Which standard do you think is more ethical? Should social reaction about revealing men be loosened, or do we objectify women too much? :eek:

Both! But it won't be easy to accomplish.

In cyberspace, men are as objectified as women. There is as much explicit male nudity as explicit female nudity online.

Years ago, it was all T & A.
 

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High class problems.

A 20-year-old lifeguard has been asked to change his swim attire after his boss received complaints about his huge package. Check out the
email request the lifeguard received:




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instinctmagazine.com: Lifeguard Is Asked To Change Swimwear Due To Complaints Over Huge Package | Instinct


Seeing his bulge is aproblem but seeing tits flowing everywhere i'm sure is not a probem. Bul shit double standard!!!
 

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if penthouse was a a gay mag this is how their forums would start.... "it was just like any other day at the pool when my boss sent me this text......

Yea, I've heard this internet legend before, obviously it's kind of hot in addition to infuriating and probably total fiction.
 

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I was on the swim team in HS. We wore green speedos that the school issued. They were 100% nylon (before spandex) with a draw string around the top. They were sized by waist measurement. I was wearing a 30 same as my jeans. The coach came to me one day after practice and discreetly told me I needed a little larger size.
 

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I was on the swim team in HS. We wore green speedos that the school issued. They were 100% nylon (before spandex) with a draw string around the top. They were sized by waist measurement. I was wearing a 30 same as my jeans. The coach came to me one day after practice and discreetly told me I needed a little larger size.
fuck yeah you do! your coach was right, buddy. all that thick meat will not fit into a normal sized speedo!!!
 
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People seem to think that if a guy has a bulge, he is harassing those around him. whether it's a small bulge or a bign one, they just need to get over it. if a woman that is out of shape, wears whatever she wears and the boobs look crazy huge and move around as she walks, no one says anything. but the second a guy in jeans or shorts or sweats shows a bit, people either think he is a pervert or he's doing it to antagonize. neither is the case. dicks and balls are natural. Let's stop trying to hide, control, deny and limit them. Like if you agree. ☺
 

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I would expect that there is a policy regarding the attire of lifeguards, or that they would provide uniform swimwear for their employees. If what this gentleman is wearing complies with the policy, his continued employment should not be in jeopardy. Now, if his flaccid penis extends to his thighbone, looking like a large Polish sausage, or if he is subject to frequent erections, perhaps the board shorts are in order. I guess it just depends on how much he values his relationship with his manager.
 
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High class problems.

A 20-year-old lifeguard has been asked to change his swim attire after his boss received complaints about his huge package. Check out the
email request the lifeguard received:




lifeguard-email.jpg


instinctmagazine.com: Lifeguard Is Asked To Change Swimwear Due To Complaints Over Huge Package | Instinct
Even though I can easily see both sides of this scenario, from a parents perspective and as a supporter of a person not needing to feel any shame over their bodies I think that the manager is being very good about this. He seems like a decent guy and very understanding stuck in the middle of all this. He clearly wants to keep you/him and is pleased with you as an employee.
So now we must focus on the swim wear as the topic of discussion. The purpose of the swimwear is to contain and effectively make things as unseen as possible. Now I also understand that trying to pack away a giant penis in standard clothing is ridiculously difficult. Just like giabig boobs. With giant boobs you need to size up to keep them better contained for decency sake. So just like the boobs it makes sense to size up. And understandable considering that the point of the suit is to not see that. But it also a large penis and understanding should be taken into account from the patrons of the pool. Still I would just wear the trunks and not make a big deal out of it.
 
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I mean look at Dolly Parton, she keeps here beauties covered. Lot of people go through this. I would how ever have to tell my girls if I saw your bulge so I could prepare them so they wouldn't be loud or weird about it, just like I would have to so for giant boobs.
 
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Several years ago, a group of conservative parents wanted to boycott all future Disney product, because the Mouse House had permitted a male character to show up the screen in Speedos. The boycott failed, of course
 
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Several years ago, a group of conservative parents wanted to boycott all future Disney product, because the Mouse House had permitted a male character to show up the screen in Speedos. The boycott failed, of course
I remember Mickey wearing one...I think it was one. I am not certain anymore now about the character now that I am thinking to hard but I remember a character or 2 wearing them. It was fine. Those people were boob!
 

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When I worked as a waiter the standard issue pants were rather tight and the manager approached me that people noticed my bulge. gave me larger pants . Which helped a little but manager told me you could still see it . I replied I understand but cant change my size .