complete the following phrase with something funny

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  1. D_Navengil Nutroll

    D_Navengil Nutroll New Member

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    "MY COCK IS SO BIG THAT..."

    the highway department is planning to build a beltway around it.
     
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    "MY COCK IS SO BIG THAT..."


    It has a gravitational effect on the expansion of the Universe.
     
  3. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    My cock is so big that...........

    it has a room all of its own!

    P.S..ok ok so my cock is of the rubbery kind but still :p
     
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    he's squat all my hens

    IT KEEPS HITTING THE CAPS LOCK KEY
     
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    MY COCK IS SO BIG...
    had to have a third pant leg custom made...
     
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    "MY COCK IS SO BIG THAT..."

    Even the Stimulus Package isn't enough to stimulate my package
     
  7. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    My cock is so big that.................

    I had to borrow Davids and i aint giving it back :p
     
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    ... that it has its own zip code. :eek:)~
     
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    My cock is so big that....
    they used it to put out the fires in Chicago.
     
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    My cock is so big that it dwarfs the North and South American continents when viewed from Space.
     
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    "MY COCK IS SO BIG THAT..."

    They modeled The Great Wall of China after it
     
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    ...it defies description
     
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    my cock is so big ....
    i have to carry it about in a wheel barrow.
     
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    I had to use Photoshop to make it look normal
     
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    That my BVD's spell Boulevard.:wink:
     
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